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of road kill and roast beef sandwiches
-Okay, great. We so... -Did we do it? -We solved it!
-"No minorities allowed." -DENNIS: That's crazy.
Get-- Stop! We're off-topic. This is not Buffett.
Let's see what you got.
-Why-why are we bringing...? -I was against it. Yeah.
I'm so excited about this concert.
I tell ya, there's never been a problem so big,
It's, uh, the one that goes...
-Okay, well, then that means we're all voting for... -Oh!
it's the only way I can poop, so...
Oh, like a piss room and a shit room.
That makes me uncomfortable, because I'm not neutral
-Thank you for the tickets. -Yeah.
And, um, I'll order us some breakfast burritos.
-[Mac sighs] -We were so close.
to promote discrimination, dude.
See? There you go. I rest my case.
then why don't we just focus on treating other people
It is what it is, I mean,
-Yeah, that'll do it. -There we go.
-Aim? Aim-aim at the bowl. The toilet. -You just aim at the toilet.
Well, 'cause I'm about to do some real damage.
-Yeah, but the sign's done. -All right, man.
Absolutely not. No. You guys can't take away
that's not the same thing, he's not transgender.
Wait, wait, wait! I just looked up the demographics of Philly.
Listen. Frank just gave me a good idea.
The wig is just in case someone peeks over the top.
I'm gonna-- I'm g-- [chuckles] I'll-I'll kill--
It'll take me, like, two minutes. Two minutes.
We've been going to see Buffett for 20 years.
how are we gonna solve the problem?
You know? Who doesn't like piña coladas?
Otherwise, I can't make.
in the whole country offer pineapples
-That was not Buffett at all. -We're not being very Buffett.
-Do you hear yourself? -CHARLIE: That's bad. -DEE: You hear where
those most marginalized, okay?
♪ Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes.♪
No, but he's not gonna play all
In there, we're all the same.
There's a small minority of people out there,
Hold on a second. Hold on. Listen.
Mm-mm. We ought to take it off the pizza, too.