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-about my gender. -Mm.
I beg you to stop using the Constitution in the way that you're using it
You used Buffett's words
like shit in this country for so long, right?
We'll pop some new signs on there real fast.
Uh-huh.
-He's limping. -Are you chafed?
-Yeah, yeah. -How hard could that be?
consider this-- there's-there's no shame
Women are always... Goddamn it.
Dee...
This is not... We're not being very Buffett right now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I-I'm gay,
are only three-fifths of a person.
-What are you talking about? -You've been in the stall next to me.
-you'll get that-that frozen headache. -Hmm.
-♪ If you like piña coladas♪ -♪ Coladas♪
Charlie, what is taking so long?
-I never would've thought. -Yeah, yeah.
-Oh! -Whoa. Whoa. [laughs]
Well, tough titties.
-All in favor. -Hey, that's majority rules.
-What do you think? -[Charlie sighs]
-Yes, I do. -He has no-- No. What are the songs?
Hey, you know what, guys? I think I may have just come up
in there, we're not so different.
You see, Dee, you did mention moments ago
But there is a minority out there, and that's how
I hate when you're on my side.
Um, so maybe I'm leaning towards you now. I don't know.
What does it say about transgenders...?
Maybe you're antiquated. -Maybe I'm...
-[overlapping chatter] -All right, do it, yeah.
Oh, I get it.
of his hits every single time.
-No. -Then the computer's broken.
No, no. I-I think, I think Mac is right.
We should probably confine Dee's damage
That's actually the only thing he does.
-Mm-hmm. -That's the he-shes,