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-[overlapping conversation] -Well, let's vote. All those in favor.
So, now what's happening, you got wheelchair guy's back there
-Oh, I love Jimmy Buffett. -Oh, yeah.
Look, the whole men's and women's
-Island time. -Ah, Frank.
So why don't we just sit here and let's just figure it out.
You know, as a straight man who poops transgender...
-CHARLIE: Okay. -DENNIS: Anyone else uncomfortable?
-Right. -You know? We all got to take a shit.
-No, they do. -You-you've never seen them.
-Maybe you're antiquated. -Maybe I'm...
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And that would make me...?
-I doubt it. -I don't know anybody who does it.
The least we can give them is, you know,
-Mm-hmm. -Yes. -Loud noise, like screaming.
-It's super dark. -Is it?
Uh, if I may go first. I'd like to go first.
-Okay, why? -Well, "A," we both like dudes,
we actually should get the good bathroom.
for example-- and, "B," I find you disgusting.
Why are we bringing religion into this at all?
-It's not a thing. -It's time to stop doing that. -I guess, you know,
I hate when you're on my side
Man.
-Uh-huh. -The woman.
-That's a baby. -That's a baby?
and giving the minorities the good bathroom,
Charlie, are you a cross-dresser?
in case someone looked under the stall.
Don't. Come on. L-Listen--
Yeah, I wish he would, too, but he won't,
You know, as a straight man who poops transgender...
Okay, "A," not all women like dudes-- lesbians,
But I-I'm kind of leaning towards you.
guys, when it comes down to it,
Charlie, you're the janitor.
-In the minority. -Which means I go towards...?
I should be able to use the women's bathroom
the whole look together, so, you know...
How do you use three-fifths of a bathroom?
Are you more ADHD than Autistic?
I have an idea, if I could just go do one that I think will
No. I don't think it's gonna work because
-W-Were you in the women's room? -Mm-hmm.
-Who? -Are you sure? I feel like that's Buffett.
It wasn't totally clear before,
-No... -Yeah, i-it's a bathroom
All right, all right. Oh! I got an idea.
we got to have every single hamburger store
because I feel more comfortable around women.
Yeah, but are you more gay than you are Catholic?