Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Well... -No. That's not,
You crashed our last three laptops, man.
You know? I mean, for years and years, they've been oppressed.
if they had a little bit more privacy.
You know what you could do? You could add
Why aren't you using the good bathroom?
You ever see their eyes when they're doing it?
-Oh, you want to go there? -I do want to go there.
they treat their most vulnerable.
Why do you have a gun on the toilet?
anybody to feel good about shitting together,
feel comfortable in there? When the truth is
-on island time. -Oh, yeah.
Of course I would, so what?
a guy trying to cheat on his wife.
to, like, one bathroom or the other, you know?
Well, Frank, you know, I'm saving my cheeseburgers
-No. There's... I mean, yes. -CHARLIE: Oh.
-Uh, no. -Not one person on the planet.
And, of course, everybody wants their own little piece
-I'll-I'll smash him and, uh... -You get the good bathroom.
-Yeah. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, whatever you said.
So what if I cover up the baby, how about now?
-White people. -Please don't help.
I hate when you're on my side
As a straight man, I actually love piña coladas,
Now, are-are you proposing that we put a sign
Don't tell me that, man. It's, like, such a happy song.
-It's getting to that time. -'Cause I'm getting hungry.
-Get off me! Get off me! -[yelling indistinctly]
-Get out of here. -Yeah, yeah.
He knows…
-If we're all the same in there... -DENNIS: Uh-huh.
-Mm-hmm. -Or just music.
Yeah, no, he is. That's what he does.
-Huh? -Yeah, no. H-He does.
-It hurts too much. -I thought you-- Come on, man.