Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They tasered me, Jimmy.

No, no. You just stay put.

I'm... I'm the one doing the heavy lifting here.

I mean, you know, relatives coming after their savings,

I found the alpine Shepherd boy!

How come you didn't call me?

Electronic devices create their own electromagnetic fields.

No, you didn't, because you're very polite,

All right over there?

Huh. Well, in that case, uh, must have been almost two years.

Meet Tony the toilet buddy.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

Give me a hug, beautiful.

- No, not necessary, not requested. - Okay.

Out here in the hall and everything?

Jimmy, wait a second.

What would you do?

Oh. Even your lousy days

or be exposed to what's out there.

I'll be right over.

Are you ready to clear your calendar?

That's my will-writing hand.

- You heard the doc. Get down now. - No, all these lights and machines...

Wave bye-bye to your cash cow,

To be committed involuntarily,

Don't be so silly.

You got 10 seconds to open this door,

That was a dirty trick.

Sir, come on and open up.

- I'm just fine. And how about you? - Very good.

where the fly-swatting hand of government

Oh, where does it end?!

I just needed some razzmatazz, you know,

- Is that a piece of corn? - No, don't.

Guy sure as shit sounds like a tweaker.

I'll gladly accept $70 today

and I don't think this is exactly the place.

As long as he finishes college. Okay.

Very sharp, Mr. McGill.

He might as well spend a month in a wood chipper.

How are you feeling now, Mr. McGill?

Now, it's not gonna be easy, sir.

Spite doesn't have to be one of them.

Do you have children?

Jim, I think you are just the lawyer I need,

Somebody's got to make that coffee.

Here's my phone. Okay, that's it.

of the country in which it geographically lies.