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- I didn't say anything. - I could hear you thinking.
- I told him. - Yeah.
Damn it. You distracted me.
It might be easier just to pour the espresso right in the sugar.
with sunshine and rainbows and butterflies.
- I'll put in a good word for you. - You're the best, kid.
- What? - Oh, you know we love you.
Just cover for me this one time and I...
Don't panic.
but I happen to have won this at my first 4-H summer camp in a hollerin' contest.
Ah!
Didn't I tell you I'd fix the tub?
- every stupid decision he made... - Mmm.
I'm thinking about this heaven of yours that's full of bad people.
- Okay. - Here we go.
when I got us into the first-class lounge at the airport...
I have been studying all weekend.
- You're doing it. Do it. - I think somebody's talking. Hello?
Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes, this... Okay. This is the perfect excuse.
- Let's not make a big deal out...
You're Pepper Saltzman.
Where's Tolerance
- I can't bear it. - I will make you a Bellini.
- Oh, it's... Oh, damn.
a cracked valve, a stripped pipe.
Buddy. You okay?
Instead of thinking all morning about what heaven's gonna look like...
- You? - We're fine.
Phil? Phil?
You look down at me and my ways...
if we sit out your next few brunches?
Don't fall asleep.