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- What are you doing? - A hat rack fell through the window. Remember?
I was gonna say brothers.
on Mitchell's leg.
- Okay, um, Pepper, this is a little embarrassing. - I don't even want to hear it.
Honey... Phil, where are you? Phil...
I'm a joke, that's who.
- How? - Yeah, it's very heavy.
I was sitting there, and it came this close to my head.
- Butterflies? - Ay. No, no, no, no, no.
For 15 years, I have killed myself setting a community standard...
Absolutely.
What, the earthquake? You gotta be kidding me.
- You can sweep them up later. - And, um... Well, yeah, I guess...
Manny, don't be ridiculous. The clouds.
Look, I'm not going to church anymore. It's not the end of the world.
The way he sat there chewing his food like an idiot.
Some things can't be forgotten, Jay.
Well, we wouldn't have to break anything if you were a better liar.
Yeah, I puzzled that out.
God made the trees and the grass. He didn't make that church.
Wow. That is a doozy.
I'll drive you wherever you want.
- At the Museum of Tolerance. Who's in?
in a quaint Spanish revival outside of Palm Springs.
- It fell all the way to the couch. - Mm-mmm.
he closes it so hard that your wife can't get out.
We're fine. The door is jammed.
Look, you feel God in church, which is great.
So what happens after you die? There's just nothing?