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A slide presentation for the ad clients
Or can I channel it for the benefit of society?
You are my birth mother and I am your widdle baby.
Sorry, everyone. My friend needs me.
You're too sensitive to handle
Oh, my god.
Oh!
Thank you, come again! [gasps]
Yeah, we can totally hook you up with that, my man.
-Tuca, what are you doing here? -Eep!
Oh! Uh...
Trust me, you do not want to sell those!
Hi, pastry pete.
[thuds]
How did you know, tuca?
A thing I'm so good at,
Hmm. If I use my traffic cop skills,
No silver sedans shall pass today,
[whistle blows]
By ditching my gourmet ingredients.
But I don't just want to say it.
Close your eyes.
You're buying stuff at pastry pete's?
[ducks quack]
Remember, it's easy to cancel, it's sophisticated to forgive!
[fire crackling]
I don't know how to use an oxford comma.
I gotta root out my own passion, like a passion pig.
You look prettier when you smile.
[crunches, spits]
Making cuckoo clock wristwatches.
[calypso music]
But, but it's not my... Okay.
-[thuds] -uh, what's going on?
-I just have a headache and-- -ugh.
After your dessert and the alleged victims
[gulps] well, he did say sorry.
-[quacking] -[grunts]
What if I baked all our employee birthday cakes?
[laughing]
It's so hard to keep track!