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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
[groans]
[fire crackles]
[groans] there.
Whew! That was a close one!
It's Thursday, you silly bitch!
[kyle] ♪ look at her so sweet and happy! ♪
-[dings] -mm-mm.
Towards several non-famous women.
-[gasps] -hey, bertie.
If only I had a pastry that could compete
-[pig grunts] -okay!
Who could easily handle your anxiety
[ducks quacking]
Fancy an afternoon "calculator"?
There you go, bro.
So... You look strong.
I understand if you need me to resign.
-[whistle blows] -only red cars!
♪ host talk shows can be bros ♪
And take care of all the housework and childcare
You could pay me from the office party budget.
Like a million of these at work today.
For now.
I spend hours every workday
[crashes]
Bertie, you're on your own for the rest of the week.
[thunder rumbling]
[gasps] this is super cool.
♪ but enough pity parties I'm sick of despair! ♪
Hmm... No.
Is that not the lie all dictators tell themselves
[ducks quacking]
[angry sigh]
Eep!
[whistle blowing continues]
-Come on. Giddy-up! -[groans]
Oh. Dope!
-That's it? -Shyeah.
[sadly whistles]
You gonna rebuild your cart?
[laughs]
[bird politician] ♪ men who shove, men who reign ♪
I mean, what do you want?
[people clamoring]
-[chuckles] -[horns honk]
It's not?