Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Of course, with pleasure.
We're on 101 by Cortez checking a mad-dog report.
This whole thing... I think we're making a big mistake.
- We better get our story straight if... - What story?
...and see how many helicopters he can let us have?
We're all with you every second.
- Come on, let's get moving! - Come on, let's get moving!
...for a little flight to Hawaii, Sunday morning.
[Yelling] Emmeline!
♪ And we like tutti-frutti best
You got to tell me it don't make any difference!
One more funny remark from you...
Even if you do get the bell to ring and somebody comes...
Going to leave the big boy behind?
- How long ago did this happen? - A few minutes ago.
[Man] What happened to you?
If I said anything about England, I apologize.
X-27 told you to tell them they've made three attempts on my life today.
It's my son. Do as you're told, stupid.
[Engine droning]
It... It don't make any difference.
That should cover everything, including the emancipation of women.
Don't get upset.
What's he doin' back there?
- Come on, let's go. - What about him?
Whatever the outcome of the day, I shall never forget that you hit me...
Let me go!
- [All shouting] - [Horn honking]
♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad
I'm glad to hear you say so.
Watch out for the bulls.
- When you want a cab, you can't get one. - Yeah, come on, let's go!
Excuse us. Here's your bag.
[Dingy] Rancho Conejo tower, listen, we can't land this thing!
When I finish with you, they'll be stumbling over you in the dark!
Boy, the way he just sailed out there...
Yes! I insist he gets an extra share.
Get away from me. What's the matter?
Did y’all hear what Mama said?
For God's sake, don't stand in the street.
I don't know how he survived, the way you went sailing right out there.
Don't!
[Screaming]
Everybody has to pay taxes.
Well, you did.
What'd he do, make a break? What happened?
Wait, let me think.
Benjy, don't freeze.
Point is, I have enough stuff in my private files...
- You better get out of here, mister! - Leave us alone!
Wait. The other taxi's also turning onto 101...
But if, instead of my turning you in...
Don't stand there! Get somebody! Don't...
[mutters]... let's say, $87,500.
Russell, if you don't pull over, I'll kill you!
Let me talk to her. Get her to the phone.
What do you say? Is it a deal?
Ahhhhhhhh...
Let's see now.
Don't you know what I mean? I said stop that car!
Who's he?
We all know we're all here. Nobody's fooling anyone.
I know where it is. I'm the only one, and I wasn't even looking.
There's all this dough: $350,000!
This is stupid.
Culpeper, all set?
You're kidding. It's too steep.
Never mind.
These gentlemen here have asked me to take charge of this situation...
You'll lose your license.
"- The Pension? - Yeah."
Those two guys in the airplane had an accident...
Nobody sent me for the job board ad
[Shouts] What do you mean, "what about?"
- Very good. I'm proud of you. - I never saw anything...
I said, "Was he already dead when you got down here?"
Dingy, don't let this worry you. We're gonna get killed.
- Nearest place is North Valley. - Where's that?
Heather Did yall
So what? Even Culpeper can't say we should've been in there with him.
...I don't want to have another policeman within miles of me.
And you know what?
Tell him what credit will be reflected upon the department.
Madam, I must say I find your attitude somewhat less than helpful.
...that everything's coming my way.
What? What's the matter?
- What is? - Will you shut up and listen?
I'm willing to say I'm sorry, but you forced us.
Wait a minute.
- It's my brother-in-law. - What's he doing?
Well, it was a nice dream. Lasted almost five minutes.
[rattling]
♪ Let boys be gay and say, "What the hey?"
[Engine rattling]
Did you see the blonde I brought, covered in paint with her dress ripped?
[All chattering in foreign language]
Eh!
- Melville, I smell something burning. - Ah...
[Crowd of people] It's a mad, mad, mad...
- You got it? - Get it away.
Come on! Hurry up!
- It ain't fair? What ain't fair? - They got themselves in there.
...one share for being a person in the truck.
Smiler Grogan spent the night here, see?
And you, by yourself, you get $56,000...
- I don't think I... - Shut up! You're in no danger.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Swing over! Watch out!
He's got to be home.
On my way
Why didn't you tell me it was... What do I...
Anything you have to say about your mother-in-law...
- ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best - Oh!
[Phone dings]
Is he kidding?
Actually, I joined the party after that.
Madam, please! Please!
We had $350,000 right in our hands.
[Sawing]
[Whirring]
Central Intelligence Agency in Washington, D.C.
...and for you...
It may be a little flat. Is there an airport anyplace around?
Just a minute.
Even businessmen that rob, steal and cheat people every day...
Benjy! Did you see anything, pal?
- [all groaning] - Shut up.
Can you see him?
...the whole British race is practically finished.
What got me is the way he went sailing out there.
Walk down the street like a king, back to the old neighborhood.
...uh, so far.
Full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down.
[Bucket rattling]
And the only reason that you 10 idiots...
Understood.
So he's coming here, and I'm not to worry about a thing.
[Shouting]
Russell, you wouldn't. You couldn't! You shouldn't!
They're the ones who locked us in!
Monica, I don't know about anybody else, but some of them believed it.
We hate to disturb your sleep, but it's an emergency.
Come on! Let's go!
[Tires screeching]
This is a strong counter. We can't possibly get hurt from there.
Now, first of all, men, I'll explain what we intend to do.
- But there... - I got it! I found it!
Who says this boy can't fly a plane? There you go.
- Play it straight. - They're not kiddin'. They went for it.
- Mother! - They'll see what we're doing.
...and three for being three more people in the car.
Why don't we just shoot 'em down and be through with it?
We'd better shift those cars. They're on the curb.
- When I tell you what Russell did... - Just tell him about the dough.
We don't even own the car and you have no right to do what you do.
[Sirens wailing]
What are you looking at? All I got is this sweater.
Can you hear Billie Sue? She's crying.
You were 10 feet over the line.
Go ahead and try it. What've you got to lose?
- He's here, I tell ya. - Yes, sir. That's his car.
What kind of man is going to play a practical joke on complete strangers...
We've been running around like lunatics.
Even if he were the first there, he still has to find the money.
What is a big W?
It's probably some road hog who thinks he owns...
- It's our grandmother. She's dying. - Who's dying?
- Good morning. - Had an accident?