Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

These gentlemen here have asked me to take charge of this situation...
Heather Did yall
Excuse us. Here's your bag.
You'll lose your license.
[Shouts] What do you mean, "what about?"
...uh, so far.
[Engine rattling]
Swing over! Watch out!
Wait, let me think.
I'm willing to say I'm sorry, but you forced us.
Culpeper, all set?
But if, instead of my turning you in...
- But there... - I got it! I found it!
We hate to disturb your sleep, but it's an emergency.
This is stupid.
[mutters]... let's say, $87,500.
Of course, with pleasure.
We don't even own the car and you have no right to do what you do.
- How long ago did this happen? - A few minutes ago.
So he's coming here, and I'm not to worry about a thing.
[Whirring]
Central Intelligence Agency in Washington, D.C.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Going to leave the big boy behind?
Who says this boy can't fly a plane? There you go.
I know where it is. I'm the only one, and I wasn't even looking.
- ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best - Oh!
...I don't want to have another policeman within miles of me.
You were 10 feet over the line.
What's he doin' back there?
♪ And we like tutti-frutti best
[Phone dings]
There's all this dough: $350,000!
- Play it straight. - They're not kiddin'. They went for it.
Tell him what credit will be reflected upon the department.
It's my son. Do as you're told, stupid.
...and for you...
- [All shouting] - [Horn honking]
Wait a minute.
What kind of man is going to play a practical joke on complete strangers...
Dingy, don't let this worry you. We're gonna get killed.
♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad
...and see how many helicopters he can let us have?
- [all groaning] - Shut up.
- It's my brother-in-law. - What's he doing?
That should cover everything, including the emancipation of women.
- When I tell you what Russell did... - Just tell him about the dough.
Wait. The other taxi's also turning onto 101...
What are you looking at? All I got is this sweater.
♪ Let boys be gay and say, "What the hey?"
Don't!
We're on 101 by Cortez checking a mad-dog report.
What do you say? Is it a deal?
You're kidding. It's too steep.
It's probably some road hog who thinks he owns...
- You better get out of here, mister! - Leave us alone!
[Bucket rattling]
[rattling]
Just a minute.
And you know what?
Anything you have to say about your mother-in-law...
We all know we're all here. Nobody's fooling anyone.
Well, it was a nice dream. Lasted almost five minutes.
Watch out for the bulls.
[Tires screeching]
Why didn't you tell me it was... What do I...
It... It don't make any difference.
- We better get our story straight if... - What story?
When I finish with you, they'll be stumbling over you in the dark!
- It ain't fair? What ain't fair? - They got themselves in there.
Full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down.
Come on! Hurry up!
I said, "Was he already dead when you got down here?"
[Man] What happened to you?
Walk down the street like a king, back to the old neighborhood.
- Come on, let's go. - What about him?
...one share for being a person in the truck.
- Good morning. - Had an accident?
For God's sake, don't stand in the street.
Let's see now.
Point is, I have enough stuff in my private files...
You got to tell me it don't make any difference!
It may be a little flat. Is there an airport anyplace around?
Madam, please! Please!
So what? Even Culpeper can't say we should've been in there with him.
And you, by yourself, you get $56,000...
And the only reason that you 10 idiots...
I don't know how he survived, the way you went sailing right out there.
Who's he?
Can you hear Billie Sue? She's crying.
[Sirens wailing]
They're the ones who locked us in!
Can you see him?
One more funny remark from you...
This whole thing... I think we're making a big mistake.
- You got it? - Get it away.
- When you want a cab, you can't get one. - Yeah, come on, let's go!
[Crowd of people] It's a mad, mad, mad...
[Engine droning]
Come on! Let's go!
Don't stand there! Get somebody! Don't...
What'd he do, make a break? What happened?
Whatever the outcome of the day, I shall never forget that you hit me...
[Sawing]
He's got to be home.
[Screaming]
- Come on, let's get moving! - Come on, let's get moving!
Monica, I don't know about anybody else, but some of them believed it.
Yes! I insist he gets an extra share.
[All chattering in foreign language]
We had $350,000 right in our hands.
Actually, I joined the party after that.
"- The Pension? - Yeah."
Eh!
This is a strong counter. We can't possibly get hurt from there.
Ahhhhhhhh...
Madam, I must say I find your attitude somewhat less than helpful.
[Dingy] Rancho Conejo tower, listen, we can't land this thing!
Don't get upset.
Why don't we just shoot 'em down and be through with it?
Benjy, don't freeze.
Don't you know what I mean? I said stop that car!
Get away from me. What's the matter?
Never mind.
We're all with you every second.
- Melville, I smell something burning. - Ah...
Even businessmen that rob, steal and cheat people every day...
Now, first of all, men, I'll explain what we intend to do.
Did y’all hear what Mama said?
...the whole British race is practically finished.
- Very good. I'm proud of you. - I never saw anything...
X-27 told you to tell them they've made three attempts on my life today.
- What is? - Will you shut up and listen?
What got me is the way he went sailing out there.
Nobody sent me for the job board ad
We've been running around like lunatics.
...that everything's coming my way.
- He's here, I tell ya. - Yes, sir. That's his car.
Even if you do get the bell to ring and somebody comes...
What? What's the matter?
Understood.
[Shouting]
...for a little flight to Hawaii, Sunday morning.
Benjy! Did you see anything, pal?
Russell, you wouldn't. You couldn't! You shouldn't!
I'm glad to hear you say so.
Well, you did.
Smiler Grogan spent the night here, see?
Russell, if you don't pull over, I'll kill you!
- I don't think I... - Shut up! You're in no danger.
If I said anything about England, I apologize.
What is a big W?
- Nearest place is North Valley. - Where's that?
[Yelling] Emmeline!
- It's our grandmother. She's dying. - Who's dying?
...and three for being three more people in the car.
We'd better shift those cars. They're on the curb.
Go ahead and try it. What've you got to lose?
Everybody has to pay taxes.
Is he kidding?
On my way
Let me talk to her. Get her to the phone.
Did you see the blonde I brought, covered in paint with her dress ripped?
Let me go!
- Mother! - They'll see what we're doing.
Even if he were the first there, he still has to find the money.
Boy, the way he just sailed out there...
Those two guys in the airplane had an accident...