Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My wife's up there with her mother. We're on our way to Lake Mead.

What's with the kiddy bicycle? Are you some kind of a nut?

- What on earth... - Now, listen!

What she told me was so horrible, I thought she'd gone nuts!

Four quarters? What are you talking about? Quarters?

♪ To drink or smoke or repeat some joke

Get on the phone, yell "Mayday."

Kid, you better get that bike out of there.

[Monica] Melville? Melville!

What I'm gonna tell you, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened.

Just press the button back there marked "booze."

- But they'll be there hours before... - I said never mind. Let's go!

♪ Mad, mad, mad world

Now he's on foot, walking back to the main road.

I'd like to take a three-week vacation. Take Ginger on a real nice holiday.

[Crowd roaring]

That's it. Now you have it. Now the feet on the rudder.

I just want to take a look!

Mr. Fitzgerald!

Stop them! Catch them!

[Billie Sue] You're not listening to what I'm saying.

Look, I haven't got much time, so if you love your country...

No. We'll leave them where they are. See what happens.

Like those two back there. [Shouts] Don't look over there!

Most people like it and I like it.

Get out? You're crazy!

Keep calm. Calm, men!

We'll see about that. Stop this car!

Faster, faster.

We're here with an anthropological expedition.

Now, sweetie, what are you doing in the bus station?

- [Tire explodes] - [Monica shrieks]

We really didn't want to do it. But that was the only way. Upsy-daisy.

The whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy...

That's all we can get from this group.

...I might be able to live in a convent or something.

Listen, wait a minute.

Come on. Count it out.

We'll put everything away. Will you get going? Hurry.

Made his break this morning.

It certainly is. We're in a hurry. We've got to get to a phone.

Those two in the basement started a fire...

Everything that's happened to my daughter and me today...

Going to Kentucky justbto get a ticket You’ve earned an extra share

You people. You!

- They're going to hire airplanes. - Never mind. Go!

...the way dear old Dad used to.

[Ginger] Billie?

[Engine rattling]

[Tires screeching]

Exactly like your father: A big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!

[Ginger] Are you referring to yourself?

He won't back any increase in pensions. He won't even talk about it.

Why? Because they know that you personally...

It's right here.

[Man] 2-1-5-8, 2-1-6-2, four cars under observation are passing this checkpoint.

Are you sure you can't rent us that truck? I'll pay.

Stop him! Don't let him get away!

...in one equal share apiece, right?

- You want a lift? - Yes, thank you very much.

[Man on radio] Sammy, let that ambulance go. And stay by the radio.

I give up. Anybody got a better, fairer plan, go ahead.

What friends? What are you talking about?

In a couple of minutes, we'll have you in position.

[Billie Sue] I won't. I don't want to talk to him ever.

I'm perfectly willing to discuss it in a five-way manner.

I'll kill that dirty rotten bum...

You know something, Al? I got a feeling this morning...

[Stammering] I can't see!

- It is true! - Now, look here!

Fix yourselves all up.

Come in. What is it?

You can't see? He can't see.

I doubt very much whether old Reggie will be waiting for us in Santa Rosita.

And I give you my word, that's exactly where everybody's going...

Not that calm, you idiot!

- What? - What?

Mama, how many people are mixed up in this?

Maybe he went out for the papers or something.

...your behavior was ruddy outrageous.

In the name of reason, pull yourself together.

- You! Don't stand there! - To your right!

You thought you had me, didn't you?

- They came with us and that dentist. - You want to start?

Congratulations. Well done.

[Engine revving]

We know what kind of a plane you're in.

I'm going to show them what kind of man they're dealing with.

So what about him?

- What are you trying to do? - Let's go!

We're in an awful hurry. Do you know where the State Park is?

[Theme music plays]

[Ginger] Don't be ridiculous. Whatever else he is, he is your father.

The case I've been talking about for the last 1948.

If these merrymakers decide to go for it...

- Get out of here! - Stop that!

Can't help you. I'm turning off a little way up.

...and my grandmother's dying in Oxnard.

The tuna factory robbery.

[Siren wailing]

He isn't going anywhere today.

Come on, dig, dig.

- [Ginger] Are we taking Billie Sue? - No!

It seems intelligent to me that we should all share...

[Mrs. Marcus] You wouldn't know a big W if you saw one!

Tyler! There he is! Tyler!

No other cops around. He planned it.

When I get a hold of that smart aleck, what I'm going to do...

You're in no danger. They don't know you.

I'll have some orderlies come by with a straitjacket.

We'll find it before the others. Incidentally, where are all the others?

[Ringing continues]

- You won't forget about the Mayor? - No.

- Ah! - Holy mackerel. Almost didn't make it.

She called me. She phoned me.

- They must be here. - They'd better be. Come on, Emmeline.

Hello? Wait a minute!

Lasted almost five minutes.

- I know. - Where?

How come I'm tied up like this?

and not get excited or do anything foolish.

Take a look at this.

- You take one more step towards me... - I'll take another step.

...so Russell could relax. You should have told the police.

[Car horn honking]

[Engine droning]

♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world

You keep saying that. What's the police got to do with it?

And it's been there... And it's been laying there for 15 years.

We figured it 17 different ways.

- Ginger? - [Ginger] I'm here.

Somebody will stumble over the bicycle in the dark, huh?

...stuff relating to civic building...

- I'm not going to declare... - What are you talking about, declare it?