Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh! - [Chuckles]
$350,000!
[Russell] Get over!
- Billie Sue, where are you? - [Billie Sue] I'm at the bus station.
Let's look harder. Come on, let's go.
- Who's that? - I don't know!
I'll wager you anything you like...
Work. That's it. I got to work on where it is.
I tell you. I'll kill you!
I can try.
The rules should be the same for everybody.
- In a convent? - Uh-huh.
- Blood. - It certainly is.
Forgive and forget! I'm your friend.
Get him off! There he is! Get him!
Just don't make me nervous!
Is that okay? I mean, is that fair?
- That's good. That's cement. - What? Wait a minute! Hold it!
There won't be any increase in pensions. Do you know why?
You keep out of this! Are we calling Sylvester or not?
[Ringing continues]
[Rattling]
I'll get you.
We're pulling for you as hard as we can.
I can't cross here!
We've landed! Come on.
If she were a star of a real crummy horror movie...
If you show me the way out, I'll give you $1.
Now listen. Don't talk, just listen.
Let's do something sensible. Let's just discuss this thing...
[Monica whimpering]
[Coughing, grunting]
Culpeper.
[All chattering]
- Grogan's cashed in his chips. - He what?
...unless everybody gets a share.
Who's with you and where are you?
- Is he dead? - Yeah.
They're standing there talking. Over.
...the dames, all with a big hello...
[Sobbing] Mama! What did they do to my Mama?
You don't know what that'd mean.
Where's an airplane? I don't see any.
How will you do that?
[Mrs. Marcus] Can you hear me?
Stand by.
[Tires screech]
That's the whole point.
Now.
Going to Kentucky just to get a ticket You’ve earned an extra share
We, us, we get $84,000.
Wide open, I can. But wide open eats up a lot of gas.
They'll get all and we won't get a dime. You can believe that.
...unless things start happening now. - [Man] Like what, for instance?
All right!
You're kidding. It's too steep.
He assaulted me, if you wanna know! He grabbed me beside the road.
Point is, that I have enough stuff in my private files...
...everybody's friend.
Poor soul.
- Oh! - I'm most frightfully sorry.
I'm coming. Everything's going to be all right.
You know another way to the road? Good. Come on in. Don't stand there.
But don't stand there, hop in the car. Hurry kid, I got to get out of here!
♪ In France the girls wear scanties
- He didn't want to be disturbed. - He keeps looking at the wall.
Next door, he'll pay for everything. It's okay.
...that nobody knew about. All right?
[Blows whistle]
- In bags. - No!
All right, look. You're a little boy.
15 of us. That means 15 equal shares.
Get on the ladder.
- That's a police helicopter. - They always use them.
Now, how many are we?
I'm warning you. You're gonna be sorry!
Help! Put me down! Put me down immediately!
Right. Mel was right.
Faster.
You mean his financial condition. That's the only condition he has.
[choral singing]
- Nine miles west of Valley Center. - Were there any witnesses?
Not only does nobody like it, it costs $4 a can.
I earnestly recommend we forget your good ladies...
We know where it's from, that poor man that died on the mountain.
Yeah.
- Damn it, come to! - You hit me.
We're making a terrible mistake.
Come back here. Come back!
It's too deep!
Halt! Halt!
[Police whistles blowing]
No! It's that lunatic who escaped from the asylum!
(SCREECH) Poppins - hooray!
If we left it up to you, we'd never hear the last of it.
No, we didn't. Let me introduce myself.
nana - “The waaaahh??” mel - “the karaoke microphone i got her!”
That's the trouble with this family.
There's not enough room. You two, out.
Happy with two-eighths instead of a quarter? Awfully big of you.
- Set? - Set.
Something funny's going on. How's he know what we're going to do?
[Tires screeching]
Wind us down! Wind us down!
He stopped for breakfast.
Get this stuff off me. Turn me loose.
...knocked the pilot unconscious.
We're in this fella's plane.
Let's stop arguing. Please.
Then open up wide. I'll pay for the gas.
Help!
including the van, or one fifth for each guy.
We just throw it on, people hear it, they come, and we're out.
I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma before I get back to...
Must have had an aunt named Aunt Belle.
♪ Be a clown, boy, Punchinello
- Seems fair to me. - Naturally, it's fair to you.
...she's bound to have special problems.
That's right. He deserves an extra share.
I don't think he's gonna help us
- [Snoring] - I think he's got a cold.
Open it up.
Look me up. I'm in the book. Dr. Zillman.
[Stammering] Now just sit still, because the doctor is going...
- What'd you say? - Where is your office?
[Winding]
[Benjy] Dingy, I can't hold on!
- Are we near Oregon? - That's 700 miles from here.
It's my machine. I'll do as I bloody well please. Out!
But before he died, some people stopped to help him.
Don't say we aren't honest with you
Somebody must have taken them the other way.
All right!
I got a blanket in the truck.
- [Screaming] - [Crashing]
- I'll give you a check. - Check?
- ♪ It's a mad - ♪ It's a mad
You want me to tell you something? As far as I'm concerned...
- [Glass shatters] - Hey.
- Because this old bag has to stick... - How dare you!
It's no use. We can't lose them this way.
Russell, be careful. Remember your condition.
- Help! He's ruining our place! - Come on, Ray!
There he is!
Yes! And we don't need any help from you.
Wealth. Which.
Mr. Finch and this Algernon, whatever his name is. The limey.
[Crowd screams]
Like a windmill or a waterfall or something.
You!
Is somebody holding that stick? Over!
The case I've been talking about for the last 15 years.
...the whole phony outfit would be sunk under the Atlantic years ago.
He was at maintenance. If he's still there, get him over here.
I say, if we are going, we really must get cracking.
- Sure is. - What is he doing?
If he catches you at that keyhole, you'll be rigid-like.
- Look. He's slowing down. - No, he's turning to the left.
...by giving you billions you never even said thank you for...
I'm dealing with moronic people.
Put it out!
All she has to do is get to a telephone, my brother-in-law will get there first.
- Listen to your mother, sweetie. - [Ginger] Billie Sue!
♪ But on lambchops they put panties
I mean it, I don't want to...
Mama!!
I got 'em! Hello, down there on the ground.
What difference does it make who gets there first?
[Groans] Oh!
Let us do it.
Cut out this nonsense and answer me.
My daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed.