Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, you asked for it. I'm going straight to the police.

Was he already dead?

But if you could help us, I'm sure we'd all be inspired...

...now let's forget about the door, huh?

We're due in Las Vegas. We don't know how long we'll stay there.

Their group, they, those three of them, they get $112,000, right?

That big stupid lout! He ran into us. Keep moving!

Wait. We got him. Now, you women stay here.

Ryan: Let me read a comment Andy! Andy! Andy!

Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock.

[Man on radio] Men, this is Col. Wilberforce speaking.

Back in the back.

And I want it in my hands in 15 minutes...

I know where it is. It's under a big W. That's what he said.

- [Ginger] You know as well as I do... - [Billie Sue] Listen and stop yelling!

Too low! Pull up.

The missile place.

Before I say anything else...

"Mount Shasta National Forest." Are we near...

If it was the truth, then it is a fact this place is almost 200 miles away.

I hope you won't mind my asking, but what sort of chap...

It's all right, Chief. I'll get it for you.

- Why? - In case the coroner wants a statement.

- And that's why they happen! - Let's try not to get upset.

- Don't let him get away! - Cut him off!

Cactus. It's rather a hobby of mine.

[Ginger] So tell me. I've got this biscuit dough...

Right, a matter of life and death.

Call Capt. Culpeper.

And a Crockett County unit has got them under observation.

We found the money and he was waiting to take it away from us.

I mean to say, I'd still be entitled to 10 percent as agreed. Surely.

Very good. Tie him up.

Did he say anything or didn't he say anything?

Uh, after all, if you help them, you're not being fair to the others.

Aerial report that the man, Otto Meyer, had an accident.

- Yeah, but... - "Yeah, but," what?

- Why did you do that? - Why are you shouting?

...they'll go to the crossroads and turn south.

Thanks. I can hardly wait to tell her.

I was going to offer you a share for taking us to a phone.

♪ Mad, mad, mad world

You did a good job.

The pension in my grade...

- What's with the pick and shovel? - Mind your own business. Come on.

Pick and a shovel, must be someplace around.

We gonna start that again?

I said it before and I’ll say it again I didn’t want to move to Delaware

...you might be expected to hand me back my keys so that I could press on.

This is my mother-in-law, Mrs. Marcus.

What are you? The hostess?

It's the only way to fly. [chuckles]

In the park, in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park...

Get on alphabetical. I'm Benjy.

[Continues honking]

Oh! So it's fisticuffs you want, is it? Right. Stick them up!

It's because he has sunk $40,000, including $15,000 of my money...

I brought it myself. Everything you asked for.

- Stay down. Don't get up. - I just want to take a look, okay?

...who, when things happen, just say, "These things happen."

...we've earned it.

- That's the way you want it? - Help! Help!

Can't we go on our second honeymoon and forget all about this?

Cereus echinocactus, opuntia. That sort of thing.

if there was any danger in flying this thing?

Fine, see you over there.

There were eight of us there, so that simply means eight shares.

- You know we had to... - Mr. Finch!

...because he drank a whole case of bourbon and hit his head.

It's all very hush-hush and whoosh-whoosh Quite

Good old Smiler...

Suppose somebody comes along. What do we tell him?

And we can come to some conclusion like intelligent people.

[Tire pops, air hissing]

♪ Bananas, I'm gonna eat

Are you a police officer?

I got one share for being one person...

Come on, Aloysius, get in there and pitch for me.

Come on. Fight!

None of these people must suspect...

Why shouldn't they've been chasing him? He was speeding.

He went to the gents' room, climbed out the back window.

- He just went sailing out there. -

You know what I mean?

When we get there, we dig up the money, providing there is money...

I suggest we quietly get into our cars...

If we hadn't kept your whole country afloat...

[Ginger] You keep forgetting. If a girl is 6 feet 5 inches tall...

Okay. That's the way you want it, that's the way you're going to get it.

Calling Capt. Culpeper.

...to look where you were going, and wrecked our car!

What are we waiting for? Let's turn ourselves in.

What can I do? I can't put any pressure on the Mayor!

But no matter how you figure it out, I still don't get as much as anybody else.

- I won't do nothing. - That boy's a natural-born flyer.

He's right. We should.

Mama, this thing's like a convention.

Just a couple blows with the sledgehammer and we're out.

All right. We'll press on with all possible dispatch.

You didn’t cheat anybody but yourself Because now you’re out!

[Sylvester] Russell, when I get my hands on you...

- Tyler! - Huh? Huh?!

Wait a minute! All we want is a pick and a shovel!

Now, don't worry. Just keep calm.

- What did you do to my mother? - We wouldn't do any...

I got 'em! Here they are.

- See anything? - Not a thing.

- How do you do? - Don't start with that!

And then you fix yourselves all up.

♪ Is that nothing is sure

Fellas, I'm glad you're here. Look, I need your help.

Take care of my car until we get back, right?

All I want you to do is make all the preparations...

We arrived in four vehicles. I think we should split it up in four quarters.

...you'd get three shares for being three people, one for the car...

...without that horrible mother-in-law of yours, are you?

Let's not talk here, but over there. There's plenty of room.

He's very sick. He may die.

...when I tell you this, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened.

...while their women sit under hair dryers eating chocolates...

- What are we waiting for? - Now wait a second!

[Mrs. Marcus screaming]

[Continue arguing]

I'm afraid it's too late.

- [Siren wailing] - Let's get out of here.

Now, the stick that you're holding, that is, I assume that...

I wish I knew what they were gonna do to us.

We’ll press on with all possible dispatch.

...and you've got that, and that's all you've got!

This is us in the air.

Nobody knows where to look, so we'll look together.