Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks. I can hardly wait to tell her.

Calling Capt. Culpeper.

I hope you won't mind my asking, but what sort of chap...

Suppose somebody comes along. What do we tell him?

None of these people must suspect...

I'm afraid it's too late.

If we hadn't kept your whole country afloat...

- That's the way you want it? - Help! Help!

...you might be expected to hand me back my keys so that I could press on.

In the park, in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park...

There were eight of us there, so that simply means eight shares.

Oh! So it's fisticuffs you want, is it? Right. Stick them up!

Their group, they, those three of them, they get $112,000, right?

I know where it is. It's under a big W. That's what he said.

That big stupid lout! He ran into us. Keep moving!

- [Ginger] You know as well as I do... - [Billie Sue] Listen and stop yelling!

- Don't let him get away! - Cut him off!

Uh, after all, if you help them, you're not being fair to the others.

- [Siren wailing] - Let's get out of here.

[Tire pops, air hissing]

if there was any danger in flying this thing?

I was going to offer you a share for taking us to a phone.

He went to the gents' room, climbed out the back window.

Back in the back.

I said it before and I’ll say it again I didn’t want to move to Delaware

Wait a minute! All we want is a pick and a shovel!

...and you've got that, and that's all you've got!

We're due in Las Vegas. We don't know how long we'll stay there.

...they'll go to the crossroads and turn south.

- What's with the pick and shovel? - Mind your own business. Come on.

...without that horrible mother-in-law of yours, are you?

[Continue arguing]

Was he already dead?

...you'd get three shares for being three people, one for the car...

Cereus echinocactus, opuntia. That sort of thing.

Take care of my car until we get back, right?

He's very sick. He may die.

Come on, Aloysius, get in there and pitch for me.

Get on alphabetical. I'm Benjy.

I got 'em! Here they are.

It's the only way to fly. [chuckles]

...who, when things happen, just say, "These things happen."

[Sylvester] Russell, when I get my hands on you...

♪ Is that nothing is sure

Fine, see you over there.

Call Capt. Culpeper.

Why shouldn't they've been chasing him? He was speeding.

I mean to say, I'd still be entitled to 10 percent as agreed. Surely.

Right, a matter of life and death.

...now let's forget about the door, huh?

- I won't do nothing. - That boy's a natural-born flyer.

[Man on radio] Men, this is Col. Wilberforce speaking.

All right. We'll press on with all possible dispatch.

- And that's why they happen! - Let's try not to get upset.

Mama, this thing's like a convention.

You didn’t cheat anybody but yourself Because now you’re out!

Now, the stick that you're holding, that is, I assume that...

Are you a police officer?

And I want it in my hands in 15 minutes...

- Yeah, but... - "Yeah, but," what?

He's right. We should.

- Stay down. Don't get up. - I just want to take a look, okay?

The pension in my grade...

Good old Smiler...

If it was the truth, then it is a fact this place is almost 200 miles away.

...when I tell you this, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened.

- He just went sailing out there. -

...we've earned it.

When we get there, we dig up the money, providing there is money...

This is my mother-in-law, Mrs. Marcus.

Can't we go on our second honeymoon and forget all about this?

[Ginger] So tell me. I've got this biscuit dough...

All I want you to do is make all the preparations...

- Tyler! - Huh? Huh?!

What are we waiting for? Let's turn ourselves in.

...to look where you were going, and wrecked our car!

It's all right, Chief. I'll get it for you.

This is us in the air.

We arrived in four vehicles. I think we should split it up in four quarters.

"Mount Shasta National Forest." Are we near...

I suggest we quietly get into our cars...

I wish I knew what they were gonna do to us.

♪ Bananas, I'm gonna eat

Very good. Tie him up.

It's because he has sunk $40,000, including $15,000 of my money...

- What did you do to my mother? - We wouldn't do any...

[Mrs. Marcus screaming]

And a Crockett County unit has got them under observation.

It's all very hush-hush and whoosh-whoosh Quite

Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock.

Come on. Fight!

We gonna start that again?

- What are we waiting for? - Now wait a second!

Pick and a shovel, must be someplace around.

...because he drank a whole case of bourbon and hit his head.

You know what I mean?

Now, don't worry. Just keep calm.

Aerial report that the man, Otto Meyer, had an accident.

- You know we had to... - Mr. Finch!

Fellas, I'm glad you're here. Look, I need your help.

Ryan: Let me read a comment Andy! Andy! Andy!

Before I say anything else...

Just a couple blows with the sledgehammer and we're out.

Let's not talk here, but over there. There's plenty of room.

I brought it myself. Everything you asked for.

What are you? The hostess?

What can I do? I can't put any pressure on the Mayor!

Okay. That's the way you want it, that's the way you're going to get it.

- Why? - In case the coroner wants a statement.

And then you fix yourselves all up.

Cactus. It's rather a hobby of mine.

And we can come to some conclusion like intelligent people.

- How do you do? - Don't start with that!

We found the money and he was waiting to take it away from us.

But no matter how you figure it out, I still don't get as much as anybody else.

But if you could help us, I'm sure we'd all be inspired...

♪ Mad, mad, mad world

Wait. We got him. Now, you women stay here.

We’ll press on with all possible dispatch.

[Continues honking]

You did a good job.

Nobody knows where to look, so we'll look together.

Okay, you asked for it. I'm going straight to the police.

- See anything? - Not a thing.

- Why did you do that? - Why are you shouting?

Too low! Pull up.

...while their women sit under hair dryers eating chocolates...

The missile place.

Did he say anything or didn't he say anything?

[Ginger] You keep forgetting. If a girl is 6 feet 5 inches tall...

I got one share for being one person...