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- I said stop! - Are you crazy?
- [Slow jazz plays] - Ah!
If you help dig it up, you can have half and I'll have half.
I think the police were chasing him. They drove up so fast.
[Horn honking]
That money had to come from somewhere.
♪ But Detroit is adroit What they'll do in Detroit
Stop that! He's crazy!
[Tires screeching]
...the day you ran into the street screaming.
Help us!
Move it. Yah! Go!
They're here somewhere. That means they haven't found it.
It'll take a little longer because there was a joker in the deck...
Not on me! On the fire!
Now, just have confidence in him. He's a colonel. Listen to him.
We can't stick around.
It's only two pieces of small dynamite.
Am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly, work the radio?
- Is he there? - Where'd he go?
You can get it before anybody else, but you've got to hurry!
Every time we figured it, it was no good.
No, but there must be something somewhere.
Just hear me out.
- You can call my secretary. - Ambulance is on its way.
What can happen to an Old Fashioned, all right?
You ain't got a new tire, fix the spare.
I say, that really is a pity. Do forgive me, I must go.
If we give four shares for that, that's 12 shares already.
♪ World! ♪
- Give me the keys. - You're gonna get it, but good!
You want to play dirty, huh? Okay!
- Melville... - What?
You didn’t cheat anybody but yourself because now you’re out!
Now... Uh...
[Culpeper] Get that fella's number! Get his number!
...milking 15 million people of... - Listen, I want to say something.
Take the Sheriff. I'll take it in here.
- He's right. - What do you mean, nobody?
Help!
- I am, in a way. Aren't you? - No.
- Your wife's on the other phone. - [Billie Sue sobbing]
There's enough for you. There's enough for you...
Hi, Eddie.
Get him!
[Sobbing] Mommy, don't worry. Your baby's coming to save you!
I mean, it'll all be over. I mean, courage, men.
You hide behind the counter. I'll light up a fuse.
...surely the most sensible thing is for the two of us to press on.
Think anybody else has been here?
You wasn't even there, so shut up.
You can, Al.
[Man shouting]
[Ginger] Are you serious about flying to Hawaii?
Wherever they are...
- Let's talk this over. - I got nothing to talk about.
...just south of Dago in Santa Rosita.
[Rattles]
Thanks for stopping. Can you give me a lift?
- Look, Smiler Grogan... Remember him? - Yes.
[Woman] Do you know what those half-wit morons up in Sacramento do about it?
All right, you’ll see. You’ll see.
Maybe he was playing a trick on everybody.
[Engine droning]
Here's the bike.
- [Stammers] Then let's do that. - But, sir, we can't all fit.
- Get it off me! - Don't go in there!
Please, you got to say...
[All chattering]
It's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth.
Good morning.
- Excuse us. - Filibuster, filibuster.
I've been working and I didn't hear the phone.
- Ladders are not safe! - [Crowd yelling]
The Smiler Grogan case is solved.
If you want to come, you can. If you don't want to, you don't have to.
Get that fella's number! Get his number!
How about some coffee, Schwartz?
I give you my word.
- The whole thing is your father's fault. - [Billie Sue] Mommy.
You take the controls.
I'm sure he's not going to declare anything.
Aircraft calling Rancho Conejo Tower, this is Rancho Conejo Tower.
He was making a break, all right.
He'll listen to you.
[Woman] Look! Look up there!
Yes, I am.
Drive carefully.
You know, Al, I got it coming.
...what about the damage?
Sir, we'd like you to help us out by taking us down...
- Who's he? - I don't know.
Please don't go. We'll be right with you. See, she made us do it.
...one share for going down the hill, one share for the truck...
I know we don't deserve any kindness, Captain.
- [Woman continues] - [Russell] You're right.
He ran right into them, ran them right off the road.
[All shouting]
mama!
Did he make any kind of statement? Any last messages?
He's right.
2-1-6-2, 2-1-5-8.
- What are you looking at? - I'm watching something.
Chief, we got a situation here that is absolutely incredible.
[Man on radio] Benjamin and Bell stopped at a gardener supply place
Everything's under control, Chief.
Will you take us to Santa Rosita State Park?
Psst!
Benjy!
Really? I say, we haven't introduced ourselves.
I said it before and I'll say it again.
...it's likely that would be the last time...
Oh, sure.
- The police? - What makes you think the police...
I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma.
Now, we're going to celebrate, Ginger.
How could they get locked in a basement?
Aloysius, the guy is just being clever. You can't...
- ♪ Have a ball - ♪ Live it up
I'm not letting you get away from me stop that fukkin black coupe Get lost you goddamn twisted sicko you ain't gettin none today
[Phone rattling]
Everybody's going to get something, so no arguments. We all get equal shares!
[Screaming]
...of Her Majesty's Armed Forces, I take the most particular exception...
[Crowd roaring]
Sir? Tower here. Emergency.
[Grunting]
My arm! You broke my arm!
This man is insane! I'm not your nurse.
- [Crowd screaming] - [Fizzling]
No, Sheriff, the Chief isn't here. He's a little late this morning.
You asked for it.
I don't want the money!
I've never seen anything like this bunch.
Don't leave me! Come back here!
One at a time!
Quit stepping on my head!
- Who's he? - I don't know!
Emmeline! Ah!
You move me, I'll break up in little pieces.
Get up there and have some fun. Here we go.
- What happened? - I don't know!
You've had two already. Can't you wait till we're on the ground?
- We ain't had breakfast yet. - All right.
[clicking]
If you want to be a big boy, which way to the main road?
[Screaming]
If Reggie got hold of information like this information...
We're all here.
He was passing me! I never saw such a crazy thing in my life!
What the hell is the Smiler Grogan case?
- [Woman] Operator. - Santa Rosita 7-1-9-6-5.
- [Dingy] We're both holding it. - Good.
But do you think he really meant it?
- I'll kill you! - Whoo!
Otherwise, it just ain't fair.
- We should go straight to the police. - The police? Why?
I'm warning you! I'm going to have to hit you again.
You're such a genius.