Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why am I even considering this? It's crazy.

Then I'll pick you up tonight at 6:00.

I was real glad to hear she's gonna be goin' to junior college here...

and I cannot just go paradin' around town with you.

Yippee ki-yi-yo Git along little dogies

I'm good enough to tutor, to go places with but not good enough to tell your father about.

You're right, Darnell. I don't think anybody would find us here. Ha!

- For what? - I caught him with another girl.

- Joe? We got a present for you. - Oh, no.

Let's put the women & children to bed

It might've made you feel bad like maybe you could've been something more if you tried.

Defecting oligarch!

- I'm tutoring Scott Sherman. - Not anymore. I asked Coach Winters to switch us.

I didn't mean to lead you on in any way, but I'm really glad you came here.

- If you don't know me by now - Hmm!

Tried of watchin' you guys play, so I spent my summer in the gym. I intend to start this year.

Kane fading to pass.

Hey Stockton You lost your bonnet baby

he's been suspended for several weeks, so I-I think he's served his time...

Shit.! Punk-ass Griffen.!

You can have anything you want

- He wouldn't understand us. - Why?

Where's Kane? Where's Joe Kane?

Kane fades back... sees his man...

On your left! On your left!

We begin with Sports Illustrated cover boyJoe Kane of ESU,

I'm not going to lead you into the fog here, Sam.

- Yo, some guy just gave me $50, man. - Don't worry.

I got a few loose ends to tie up but, uh...

Make sure you mean it, all right?

- We're gonna ring the bell today.!

Damn, Bud wouldn't like you driving his truck like this.

we're moving you over to fullback.

Maybe not with a degree, but they're gonna keep you eligible.

I could deal with it if you could.

My dad, my uncles, my brothers. We all drink and sooner or later, we all fuck up.

Tickets are in your bag.

Joe, what are you doin' ? Get off the track.

Beautiful thing, baby!

They're bringing the stretcher out.

Look, Darnell, I'm really sorry.

And it's not that hard to gain 35 pounds over summer...

I'm everything your father used to be and don't want you fallin' back into.

Return to your seats, gentlemen, this is unacceptable behavior.!

- The one who choked his ass off today. - I'm really not in the mood.

You just wanted to scare me. Are you happy now?

Ding MileHigh’n Dong!!!

Twelve seconds left. Iowa driving for the winning touchdown.

- Would you like to respond, Coach Winters? - What's that, sir?

Look, I thought you wanted to learn. But if all you wanna do is fake your way through,

- Set! - Kane sets 'em down.

This is more like hidin' out.

How will you feel about introducing your drunken dad to your friends?

we'd still be conference champs and go to a major bowl.

Okay. We go slow. No cowboy stuff.

Takin' the doped urine out of your bladder and puttin' clean back in.

- Come on let's go. Let's do it, now. - Let's take it to 'em now.

Yeah, merry fuckin' Christmas.

Damn, I know you, motherfucker. You're the one who got my baby sister pregnant.

Hey, how's your arm, man?

Guess when you think about it, I never really had the girl.

Wort you come along

And that's enough.

- Darnell, I didn't say that. - You don't have to say that, Autumn.

- It's at the end of Douglas Quad. - Thanks a lot, yo.

- Good to be back. - What's up, brother? Next game we blow some people up.

Another big block.! One man to beat.

So, I have some sympathy for this young man. But I never cheated.

- Hold it, hold it! - Sharon, what're you doing?

return this ball to me, you'll wish you were never born.

Three weeks to kick these 'roids 'cause when you come back it's not gonna be any NCAA crap.

I'm gonna bust you open and watch you die!

I always used to wonder how a guy...

Now for the starting lineup for the ESU Timberwolves.

Since you know him better than anyone else in this room...

- Hey, your pops used to play ball for ESU, didn't he? - Yeah. How'd you know?

But, um, perhaps could engineer a few blowouts, give you a little mop-up time.

Let's put the women & Children to Bed And go lookin' for dinner boys

No, I just never went out with a jock before.

Kill everybody.

with a 28 to 20 win over the Mississippi State Bulldogs.

You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk ass bitch

Hell of a pass, man. Wish I'd seen it.

Good. That's good.

and I'm afraid you've failed to meet our requirements...

- I asked Coach Winters to look it up for me. - I'll kill him.

Now, go clean out your locker.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner. Ready, break!

So are you hurt or are you injured?

When your 4th scoop of pre workout kicks in

- Is he all right, Doc? You ready to go? - Yup.

You gotta be kiddin' me.

Yeah, all right.

the punishment should fit the crime.

Does this mean I can't play ball?

Hey, Heisman, I'm talkin' to you.

I talked to my dad last night.

Much obliged, Joe.

Oh, Mr. Heisman?

Have you seen this? You got a D on your math test.

Plus, I saw this on Rocky, you know.

HEAD OF THE TABLE baby!!!

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It looks like I'm runnin' a dirty pro... And Bobby Collins!