Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HEAD OF THE TABLE baby!!!

- If you don't know me by now - Hmm!

I was real glad to hear she's gonna be goin' to junior college here...

And that's enough.

So, I have some sympathy for this young man. But I never cheated.

We begin with Sports Illustrated cover boyJoe Kane of ESU,

I didn't mean to lead you on in any way, but I'm really glad you came here.

Then I'll pick you up tonight at 6:00.

he's been suspended for several weeks, so I-I think he's served his time...

When your 4th scoop of pre workout kicks in

and I'm afraid you've failed to meet our requirements...

You gotta be kiddin' me.

It might've made you feel bad like maybe you could've been something more if you tried.

Ding MileHigh’n Dong!!!

Much obliged, Joe.

Maybe not with a degree, but they're gonna keep you eligible.

They're bringing the stretcher out.

You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk ass bitch

Plus, I saw this on Rocky, you know.

with a 28 to 20 win over the Mississippi State Bulldogs.

Since you know him better than anyone else in this room...

I'm good enough to tutor, to go places with but not good enough to tell your father about.

- Hold it, hold it! - Sharon, what're you doing?

- For what? - I caught him with another girl.

Yeah, merry fuckin' Christmas.

Twelve seconds left. Iowa driving for the winning touchdown.

Look, I thought you wanted to learn. But if all you wanna do is fake your way through,

Tried of watchin' you guys play, so I spent my summer in the gym. I intend to start this year.

Why am I even considering this? It's crazy.

Yeah, all right.

I'm gonna bust you open and watch you die!

But, um, perhaps could engineer a few blowouts, give you a little mop-up time.

Three weeks to kick these 'roids 'cause when you come back it's not gonna be any NCAA crap.

Guess when you think about it, I never really had the girl.

Oh, Mr. Heisman?

Wort you come along

- He wouldn't understand us. - Why?

Hey, Heisman, I'm talkin' to you.

I talked to my dad last night.

Tickets are in your bag.

Defecting oligarch!

Now for the starting lineup for the ESU Timberwolves.

Hell of a pass, man. Wish I'd seen it.

Yippee ki-yi-yo Git along little dogies

No, I just never went out with a jock before.

I'm not going to lead you into the fog here, Sam.

Kill everybody.

You're right, Darnell. I don't think anybody would find us here. Ha!

Return to your seats, gentlemen, this is unacceptable behavior.!

This is more like hidin' out.

- I'm tutoring Scott Sherman. - Not anymore. I asked Coach Winters to switch us.

we'd still be conference champs and go to a major bowl.

Let's put the women & children to bed

Now, go clean out your locker.

I'm everything your father used to be and don't want you fallin' back into.

Good. That's good.

Make sure you mean it, all right?

and I cannot just go paradin' around town with you.

- The one who choked his ass off today. - I'm really not in the mood.

- Joe? We got a present for you. - Oh, no.

Have you seen this? You got a D on your math test.

Let's put the women & Children to Bed And go lookin' for dinner boys

- It's at the end of Douglas Quad. - Thanks a lot, yo.

So are you hurt or are you injured?

On your left! On your left!

Hey, how's your arm, man?

I always used to wonder how a guy...

- Darnell, I didn't say that. - You don't have to say that, Autumn.

I got a few loose ends to tie up but, uh...

Look, Darnell, I'm really sorry.

- Set! - Kane sets 'em down.

Okay. We go slow. No cowboy stuff.

- Yo, some guy just gave me $50, man. - Don't worry.

You can have anything you want

It looks like I'm runnin' a dirty pro... And Bobby Collins!

Bagaimanapun caranya buat dia kapok Paham

- Good to be back. - What's up, brother? Next game we blow some people up.

Shit.! Punk-ass Griffen.!

Another big block.! One man to beat.

Takin' the doped urine out of your bladder and puttin' clean back in.

You just wanted to scare me. Are you happy now?

My dad, my uncles, my brothers. We all drink and sooner or later, we all fuck up.

Damn, I know you, motherfucker. You're the one who got my baby sister pregnant.

the punishment should fit the crime.

- Is he all right, Doc? You ready to go? - Yup.

- Come on let's go. Let's do it, now. - Let's take it to 'em now.

Joe, what are you doin' ? Get off the track.

How will you feel about introducing your drunken dad to your friends?

- Hey, your pops used to play ball for ESU, didn't he? - Yeah. How'd you know?

Hey Stockton You lost your bonnet baby

Kane fading to pass.

- I asked Coach Winters to look it up for me. - I'll kill him.

return this ball to me, you'll wish you were never born.

- Would you like to respond, Coach Winters? - What's that, sir?

Damn, Bud wouldn't like you driving his truck like this.

- We're gonna ring the bell today.!

Kane fades back... sees his man...

And it's not that hard to gain 35 pounds over summer...

Does this mean I can't play ball?

we're moving you over to fullback.

I could deal with it if you could.

Where's Kane? Where's Joe Kane?

Beautiful thing, baby!

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner. Ready, break!