Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Loved you? Loved you? This guy loves anything that wears a skirt!

- Not now, we're going with the sweep. 28 thunder right. Go. - Go offense!

Fourth and goal at the one.

Blue 80! Motion, motion!

- Aaah! - Pressure from the backside.

- It's great to see you. - What's up? Good to have you back.

Hey Franco... Any questions...

Oooh.! Hit and sacked.

We've held these guys up long enough now.

Sometimes I just feel like I'm waiting for my turn.

Laber coming from the left side... oh!

I feel like an ink spot in a bowl of milk. Let's get outta here.

She was usually workin' two jobs.

How do you know what's waitin' for me?

I mean, he's not exactly happy about all this but he doesn't want to hurt the program.

It's always been a source of pride to our students and alumni.

It's just a con that makes you sound stupid,

You get any bigger, you can play offense.

Have I done something wrong?

We can see Steve Lattimer down on the bench weeping tears of joy...

And Mack is down.

Shut up, snowflake! You think you're on Star Search?

do you think he's learned his lesson?

It's your misfortune and none of my own

- that you'd be going head to head with Heisman rival, Tim Waymen? - Set! Hike!

Hey, you still seein' Louanne?

All right. Now we're talkin' .

Think you're a bad ass, huh? You think my girl's hot for you?

then you're gonna have to find yourself another tutor and waste her time.

So, what are you doin' here?

So, where you wanna go?

What're you tryin' to do, make a highlight reel, huh? That man left you huggin' air!

- in its first test of the season. - Yeah! All right!

Maybe I didn't wanna make you nervous.

- Okay. - You ready?

And, Bo, you get the feelin' that whoever has the ball last is gonna win it.

Huh! So you won't consider doin' anything with me?

I don't like you hangin' out with him. It's embarrassing.

You took someone else's test? Damn it, Louanne.!

Hell of a run, rook. Hell of a fuckin' run.

You know, you got his eyes. Luckily, you didn't get his thighs.

No stick, baby. You ain't got nothin' for me. Hit me harder than that. Come with it, baby.

Steroids? How come you always think my guys are the ones juicin' , anyway?

All right, defense, let's stuff'em one time for Alvin!

Wanna hold this for me? I'll meet you outside.

- Go! - Go win it! Yeah!

a two or three page essay about some aspect of your life...

Then there's the TV, always tryin' to get some sort of hype goin' .

Takeover 2023!!! The Station!!!!

Jefferson hemmed in at the sideline.

As a matter of fact, let me hold this for you 'til you see the light.

Collins is gonna go to the air if the Wolves hope to get on the board before halftime.

I was embarrassed. I cou...

It hit every newspaper, every wire service. The guy had to go to the hospital.

Get up! Come here!

It was everything we expected it to be. Fine performances on both sides of the field.

squeaks by the North Carolina Tar Heels today, 14-13,

It's the only way I can get 'em to drop the DWI and the assault.

- Mack cuts 'im off. - Aw, shit!

I was just talking to a friend of mine. Ray, this is...

Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

Do you understand me?! - Yes, sir.

Now you go out there and you play like I know you can.

Hey, you let me worry about it, please?

Best thing is when you get a guy.

It's 3:00 in the morning.

by a straightforward Heisman campaign; nothing too gimmicky.

Let's get a picture. Hey, hey...

I mean, you think I got a shot at winning this thing?

Now, using the things we worked on yesterday, I want you to write...

What do you mean?

Ding F’n Dong

And when was the last time 80,000 people showed up...

and all that good shit y'all used to make me come here?

and what you're most proud of off the field.

What are you doin' here?

My dad could never afford to send me here.

I think a more casual approach is better.

- Can I have this one? - Hey, I don't think so.

I'm not as young as you think I am. They held me back a year, you know.

You know, nothing serious, just enough to keep you out for the season.

Coach, this is the second year in a row you've failed to go to a bowl game.

I don't how much I'll play... or if I'll play at all, but I'd like you to be there.

I wished I could still go bowling.

You Asked Me Out Here Like You Wanted To Talk About Somethin' , But You're Not Sayin' Anything Look I'm Really Going Through Some Thangs, I Guess I Need Your Love

12 points in week 1

Turns, hands to Thigpen straight ahead off right tackle.

Nobody seemed to mind when I was layin' people out.

Look, I'm gettin' a little sick of that asshole, Autumn.

Darnell, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

Well, it looks like this will all blow over.

This is a football. I want you to carry this with you always.

You got just about every dog in hearing distance wantin' to mate with you.

How ya doin' ? How's Ray?

Here's the snap. Ball is down. It's away.

Lattimer coming from the left side... Oh.!

Will you stop using those big words? It makes you sound ridiculous.

Hey, Darnell. What are you doin' here?

- Are you serious? - Does it look like I'm serious?

- All this shit is over Autumn. - Fuck Autumn and fuck you!

Hell, everything else fades away.

What kind of a thing is that to do to somebody? It's not funny.

Yo, I'm a much bigger prospect that Scott Sherman.

Now, you gotta make it all the way around at least once, girl.

Ready to go with the second half now. Wolves trailing ten-nothing.

- This is our house now! - Steve, that was a great clutch throw under pressure.

You don't even know me.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin'for fuckin' MAGA.

and the Yellowjackets will opt for the field goal.

I was lookin' on this list right here and I saw your name.

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

Oh, I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't, um...

Jeffersors got it.! Touchdown.! ESU wins it.!

Kill the Packers Let the paramedics sort 'em out

- What do ya think, go for the three? - Just gimme the goddamn ball.

Darnell, I don't think it's a real good idea that we see each other.

Sells 'em for 100 bucks a pop to people in his class.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner, boys.

I think both Joe and the university are best served...

You're not goin' anywhere!

Hell, I know you ain't lost that.

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