Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kill em all Let the paramedics sort em out.
Which two city-states fought in the Punic Wars?
Kane gets it to the four where it'll be first and goal.
Jungle Welcome to thejungle
You've embarrassed the school,; you've embarrassed me,;
It's my placement test. I got an 89.
Wolves moving left to right on your radio dial.
Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner alright. Ready, break!
and not in jail or dead.
I'm Here
Just waitin' for you.
Oh, yeah. Um... yes. Um...
- You should've got away from me while you still had the chance.
We need ya.
Any guy that's up for the Heisman should be able to remember that, no?
Fine.
It's the only time I could get in here when the football team wasrt using it.
Sometimes I think the Lord is testing me, Don't want to go to jail, I'm tired of getting arrested G, I know I'm sinning when I'm sell crack, But to a young nigga like me a G ain't no turning back Trying to settle down is hopeless, With a nagging old lady and a baby I can't cope with it, A chance is something that I never had, I'm standing on this corner, i got my rocks up in a skittles bag
A field goal here ties it,
One at a time. Go ahead, Rhoda.
Kane back to pass.
That's good, 'cause ain't none of that true.
Well, education is the first priority of our program.
Ding-motherf#cKing' -dong!
Call it an oil change.
We'll be goin' to a major bowl next year.
You got a lot of class. Real efficacious.
I'm sorry, Darnell,
All right, bring it in. Nice run, baby, nice run.
You know what?
All right! Yes!
- ESU wins it.! - Yeah!
You take this helmet and you put it right in his numbers, okay?
Kane... looks into the end zone.
Oh, shit.
- Hi! - Hey, Joe.
- and deserves a second chance. - Like Alvin Mack?
Hey, you full of shit! You fumble, you try to blame me.
Any tutor. And yes, you do.
We're gonna ring that championship bell!
I'm concerned about our program.
Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner, boys
Listen, I just want you to know that I'm real sorry about this whole thing with Louanne.
At tailback, number 20, Darnell Jefferson.
Joe!
- Hey, Bud? - Uh-huh?
Please!
I don't know you? How could you say that?
- I can't tonight. - What about tomorrow night then?
Blue 80!
Hell, they even give Alvin here copies of his test in advance.
Pick that up. Pick it up!
Well, maybe I will.
as Iowa pulls out a last-second victory, 14 to ten.
- Hey, you got a problem, buddy? - Ray, just one, okay?
The NC-double assholes won't let us havejobs,
Coach, you've lost two of your last four.
Well, here's your room. Just let us know if you need anything.
Okay. But that's even more of a reason for you to be my tutor.
Hut!
It's okay for me to play a game I don't know,
You're lucky I didn't suspend you for the whole season.
- I don't hang out with him. I tutor him. - Then have him get another tutor.
So what, are you firmin' up, or what?
I'm a Kane, Camille.
It's time to sit at the head of the table.
If you don't reinstate Bobby or you hadrt admitted Alvin, you were taking away their futures.
And in Alvirs case, that could cost him millions of dollars in the pros.
DIAL IT UP DIAL IT IN
- What's he sayin' now? - With Joe out, everything could be up for grabs again.
Where do you think this puts you in the Heisman race?
“Bradley is Disabled”
SHIT, I bust chops too, You don't see me all fucked up!
All right, bowl bid ridin' here for ESU.
Just tryin' to keep my edge.
Ball at the Michigan 47. 1:02 to play,
It's just him and you...
Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner
Na-na-na-na-na-na Please, please
Pretty little funky thang nothin' like I ever I seen
See ya.
Well... I told him that we'd gone out.
I should've got another tutor.
Is that really possible?
I had you goin' , didn't I?
- Oakie, thunder, lion. - What's your assignment?
The alumni and the legislature are unappy...
Kane fades back to pass.
getting you the ball in our thunder right.
Touchdown, Iowa.
sweeping thunder right.
Shut up.
Hut-hut!
Let's go looking For fucking dinner
Ready for week 1!!!
I saw you on the cover of Sports Illustrated, so you're probably worst than most.
I'm Here
Head of the Table
What do you think, nigger? You gonna be on the Supreme Court?
where the ESU Timberwolves, led by Heisman Trophy candidate Joe Kane, open their season...
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna lead.
Set!