Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd still beJoe.

- Collins fades back to pass. - Don't throw the flat!

- it'd all come crashing down... just like it did. - Yeah.

I'm sorry, he doesn't wish to speak to you right now.

- Oh, come on, Alvin. You're gonna be tested on this.

Not Everybody can Play Football

Thanks for everything you did for me.

You missed that block on purpose.

Let's get some pizza, let's kick it, let's just hang out.

Uh, yeah. Now and then, you know, when the tide rises.

Yeah, but don't I have to get dumber then too?

Joe, this game is being billed as a potential Heisman shootout.

He ain't nothin' but a big, fat, pork rind-eatin' lineman on the scout team.

And that'll do it. The game is over...

- Set.! - Hangin' together.

When you're passing by

- Wilsors not gonna stand in the way though. - Yeah, well, forget it.

You all right now?

- It's pretty good for the first day. - Cool.

- Starts right. - Bring it to me.

I mean, stuff happens.

I saw his picture on the Wall of Fame.

Did you feel any additional pressure this week,

You know how many athletes have gone to rehab?

- You're one of the best players in the country. - He's just not into it.

Where the hell is Douglas Quad?

Kill everybody.

Darnell. Darnell.

- Just another wormshit freshman, man. - Oh, I see how it goes.

Hey, nothin' I'm just kickin' it.

Hey, Coach, give it to me up the gut. They've been ignoring me. I can score.

Oh, my, this does not look good.

But this is not a football vocational school. It's an institute ofhigher learning.

Woo, hey, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

You just can't do it much better than that.

My dad's never seen me play.

That's good. Then get up.

but the Timberwolves will have the advantage of playing...

Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!

Kane back to pass.

- Now we'll see how the ESU defense,

Charles, you don't have to do all of this, you can give all this up, okay Yeah, I wanna do better, Camille, i want to stop doing drugs, alcohol and pills, it's time for me to be sober

Sent him tojail. Kept that fuckin' money though, huh? Left the blood to do the time.

is that after 12 years, my job's in jeopardy.

edge the Boston College Eagles today, 14 to ten.

Nice game for the freshman who had a little bit of fumble-itis in fall practice.

Let's go chiefs! Raiders going down

- Yes, sir. - All right, this is Mississippi State's offensive set.

Oh, God, Joe.! No.!

Jefferson. Nice run you made on that screen pass.

- You ready? - Come on, baby, come on.

- Way to hold onto that pigskin. - Thank you.

What do I have to be worried about? I'm a Heisman candidate, remember?

Darnell, we went over this entire chapter last week.

- No! No! No! - What were you doin' ?

I respectfully submit that Bobby Collins should not be given special treatment...

Now look here George lady... I KNOW YOU ARE FROM...! PERTH HILLARYS WESTERN AUSTRALIA MELBORNE! Now i've gotta put the divider on or i'll call management.

Either way, I want you to know that, uh...

I ain't no statistic.

But you better not take it from me

- 60 minutes of mean! - You got it, Coach.

Yo, my man. Can you tell me where Gaines Hall is at?

Never let it out of your sight. Hey, boys, listen!

- What's that? - What happened to the band and the dancin' honeys...

You really think this is won'th it?

Oh, yeah Joe Likey

Over here driving down Slauson man, driving down Slauson, 4 in the morning man, cuz i can't sleep because of happen to Nip man Why niggas do the homie like that man, in his own fukkin hood, in his own fukkin city, he has trying to do good for niggas man

Yeah, yeah, I thought we had 'em.

Let's put the women and day dee to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner.

Kill em all Let the paramedics sort em out

- Four-three stack. Ready, break! - Yeah, yeah!

Gets away. Gonna run it himself.

Come here! I don't wanna hear about who started it. Save it for the field, understand?

Yeah, you're the little bastard.

- Yeah. - He probably just got the wind knocked out of him.

All right, try to knock it out and recover it.

Wait. I think we better get back downstairs.

In what... Swimming Pool Management?

- Oh, no, this is fine. - Good. Let's get it!

Yeah. Are you disappointed?

Newspapers, football writers, sports anchors.

I think you're, ah, crazy for jeopardizing your scholarship...

I couldn't think of any other sports I could beat you at.

Forget it, nigger. No chance for you there.

Well, um, it didn't seem to bother you then.

BABOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

All right, here we go.

You will never, never never know me

I think we have a young team on the verge.

He's on the punt return team for three years,;

Kill the quarterback

Every day I learn a new word out of the dictionary.

Kill Jerry Jones

Tickets are in your bag. Player profiles, itinerary, they're in the briefcase.

Anyone of you guys see him, I want you to try to slap it out of his hand.

Throws to... Jefferson on the sideline. He's got it...

Why don’t you stick that bow tie up your ass?

Grows thatjungle seed

What the hell difference does it make? They'll grease him through no matter what he does.

Hey, don't tell me you've fallen for this guy.

- A rematch? - Yeah, that's right.

Go, Wolves, go!

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F-er’s!!

I said, he's gonna be all right.

The man is back! Lattimer's back!

- How you doin' ? Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Are you worried about tomorrow?

Died in prison. Some kind of heart problem.

You only know the guy who's supposed to be makin' millions in the pros.