Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How ya doin' , Dad? - Joe.

Twenty-one minutes remaining in math section two.

Well, it's not exactly a campus favorite.

I'll make this take two. Here we go, Joe.

You're gonna be okay, Alvin. The doctor's gonna take a look at you. Just relax.

Joe, are you listening to me?

Ding mother fucking dong!!!

Darnell, ESU We just wanna welcome you

Let's put the women & children to bed and go drinkin by fuckin keppy's!

I'll think about it. Give me a call.

- and an attitude to go with it? - Gentlemen,

Sorry. I lost my ball.

And you don't even know how to use 'em right!

Their defense has been keeping them in it.

We're still gonna have to suspend the boy.

Gimme some time back here and I'll pick 'em apart. Strong left, brown right,

Lights out, baby!

Thanks for everything you did for me.

- Mack pursues inside. - Aaa-aaah!

I can drink to that

Hey, I figure the key is to go places only white people go.

Hey, Joe, could you do us a favor and slow your drunk ass down?

Jefferson now starting at tailback. Griffen at full.

Let's kill 'em all. Let the paramedics sort 'em out.

How do you and Autumn know each other? You a friend of Ray's?

You might've tried too hard and screwed up.

- You're lookin' pretty good. - Yeah.

Yeah, I know. That's why they recruited me.

Complete to Griffen at the ten-yard line.

- Jefferson... settles under it. - Show time, baby.

- Goddamn! - I've done that 100 times before.

Tucks the ball. 20...

If you don't know me, baby you will never, never never know me

There's no time to think or to worry.

All the pressure's startin' again, you know. All the Heisman talk and...

Bullshit! You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk bitch, baby!

Hey, powder puff. You're the white boy who ratted my brother out.

Jesus.! Get off!

17 seconds to go. No time-outs for ESU.

All my thug niggas ride to eternity, let's ride nigga, let's ride nigga All my thug niggas ride to eternity, let's ride nigga, let's ride nigga

- I tutor Darnell. - Oh, really.

ESU is where i am going! I'll be number 20, but we're indubitably gonna be number one.

if you hit the gym real hard.

Yes, sir. - Good!

Thank you, son.

Havin' a chance to be somebody.

- How you doin' ? - Good.

Maybe I didn't wanna see you get all excited, all pumped up with pride, when I knew one day...

I think next time we'll go bowling.

you're the best damn defensive player I ever coached.

Yeah, yeah. You only gained, uh, 37 yards on 12 carries.

- Goddamn, the lead dog is back. - How's it goin' ?

and you embarrassed my family.

- Yeah. - Shit.

Uuuh, think I'm just hurt.

Aw, he's rusty, Sam. I doubt if we can start him.

Oh, yeah, well, uh...

Autumn! Yo, Autumn, wait up!

- Fine. - Good.

- Ready for tomorrow? - Hope so.

Look at me, boy. We need ya.

Is that right, Joey?

You won't get college credit for them, but they will help you prepare to take...

Therefore, I am dedicating myself...

- Daddy, you remember Darnell. - Sure I do. Great catch, Darnell. Great catch.

When I turn pro, I'm gonna get you the house to go with it.

Now, we've got a 9 a. m. Tomorrow with that uh... big linebacker from Park High.

All right, let's get this off to a good start. L-28, thunder right, second blue.

No. You know, not everybody who plays tennis grew up in a country club, Joe.

Down the sideline, 20... 15...

Take it easy, Darnell. You are putting me in a very awkward situation here.

As my upperclassmen know, we have Pride Night every year before our opening game.

- Coach Winters wouldn't do that. - Yes, he would.!

Yeah! Yeah! Woo!

- to the line of scrimmage. - Come on Wolves!

Come on now, let's go! Let's get it back! Get it up, come on, man!

'Cause he's a good student, I'm not. 'Cause he acts right, I don't.

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner. Ready, Break

- Blue 80.! Hut.! - Havin' our own dorm.

Eight seconds left. Last chance for Mississippi State.

Joe, relax. Look right at me. Pay no attention to the camera, okay?

getting Tagged as a backbencher

I'll be number 20, but we're indubitably gonna be number one.

Fuck you, doughboy, I can read! See that shoe? It says Adidas.

Odds makers have installed Michigan as a three-point favorite,

Come with me. Come with me.

ESU stayed mostly on the ground as the passing game was largely ineffective.

Next year, we sell out. Next year, we dominate!

Let’s put the women and children to bed and go lookin’ for fucking dinner!

Stayin' in hotels the night before the games.

Okay, let's review the chapter I read you yesterday.

Well, actually, this isn't my first time.

- Never with anybody on the back, but it was fun, wasrt it?

Eight-one-eight.!

And the Wolves will get the ball back. Great individual effort by Lattimer.

Why don’t you stick that bow tie up your ass?

I can at least walk with you, can't I? Ain't no crime in that.

Call it an oil change.

Next year we dominate.!

All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract.

Losin' your girl or your position?

Somebody help me! Help me! Aaah!

- Hey, hey, hey! I'll fuckin' kill your ass!

I know I'm not your favorite person in the world right now,

So, you're a full-ticket jock, just like me?

- Hut! - You were tryin' to steal her fuckin' car, you cocksucker!

Another year home for Christmas.