Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, actually, this isn't my first time.

How do you and Autumn know each other? You a friend of Ray's?

I can at least walk with you, can't I? Ain't no crime in that.

- to the line of scrimmage. - Come on Wolves!

Odds makers have installed Michigan as a three-point favorite,

'Cause he's a good student, I'm not. 'Cause he acts right, I don't.

Why don’t you stick that bow tie up your ass?

Yes, sir. - Good!

- How ya doin' , Dad? - Joe.

When I turn pro, I'm gonna get you the house to go with it.

Lights out, baby!

if you hit the gym real hard.

Next year we dominate.!

Let's put the women & children to bed and go drinkin by fuckin keppy's!

As my upperclassmen know, we have Pride Night every year before our opening game.

Look at me, boy. We need ya.

Darnell, ESU We just wanna welcome you

Another year home for Christmas.

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner. Ready, Break

All right, let's get this off to a good start. L-28, thunder right, second blue.

- Hey, hey, hey! I'll fuckin' kill your ass!

Stayin' in hotels the night before the games.

Maybe I didn't wanna see you get all excited, all pumped up with pride, when I knew one day...

Well, it's not exactly a campus favorite.

No. You know, not everybody who plays tennis grew up in a country club, Joe.

Take it easy, Darnell. You are putting me in a very awkward situation here.

- How you doin' ? - Good.

Next year, we sell out. Next year, we dominate!

All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract.

Ding mother fucking dong!!!

Call it an oil change.

ESU stayed mostly on the ground as the passing game was largely ineffective.

17 seconds to go. No time-outs for ESU.

And you don't even know how to use 'em right!

So, you're a full-ticket jock, just like me?

Bullshit! You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk bitch, baby!

ESU is where i am going! I'll be number 20, but we're indubitably gonna be number one.

Twenty-one minutes remaining in math section two.

Yeah, yeah. You only gained, uh, 37 yards on 12 carries.

I'll make this take two. Here we go, Joe.

getting Tagged as a backbencher

Complete to Griffen at the ten-yard line.

Losin' your girl or your position?

Havin' a chance to be somebody.

you're the best damn defensive player I ever coached.

Joe, relax. Look right at me. Pay no attention to the camera, okay?

Their defense has been keeping them in it.

There's no time to think or to worry.

Fuck you, doughboy, I can read! See that shoe? It says Adidas.

Somebody help me! Help me! Aaah!

I'll think about it. Give me a call.

- Yeah. - Shit.

I'll be number 20, but we're indubitably gonna be number one.

Hey, I figure the key is to go places only white people go.

Aw, he's rusty, Sam. I doubt if we can start him.

Hey, powder puff. You're the white boy who ratted my brother out.

Oh, yeah, well, uh...

Okay, let's review the chapter I read you yesterday.

You're gonna be okay, Alvin. The doctor's gonna take a look at you. Just relax.

- You're lookin' pretty good. - Yeah.

- Mack pursues inside. - Aaa-aaah!

- Goddamn, the lead dog is back. - How's it goin' ?

Jesus.! Get off!

Sorry. I lost my ball.

Come on now, let's go! Let's get it back! Get it up, come on, man!

Therefore, I am dedicating myself...

All my thug niggas ride to eternity, let's ride nigga, let's ride nigga All my thug niggas ride to eternity, let's ride nigga, let's ride nigga

Tucks the ball. 20...

Is that right, Joey?

Gimme some time back here and I'll pick 'em apart. Strong left, brown right,

Let’s put the women and children to bed and go lookin’ for fucking dinner!

Autumn! Yo, Autumn, wait up!

Yeah! Yeah! Woo!

- Never with anybody on the back, but it was fun, wasrt it?

Yeah, I know. That's why they recruited me.

I can drink to that

- and an attitude to go with it? - Gentlemen,

- Hut! - You were tryin' to steal her fuckin' car, you cocksucker!

Thank you, son.

- Goddamn! - I've done that 100 times before.

Let's kill 'em all. Let the paramedics sort 'em out.

- Ready for tomorrow? - Hope so.

I know I'm not your favorite person in the world right now,

- I tutor Darnell. - Oh, really.

Eight seconds left. Last chance for Mississippi State.

If you don't know me, baby you will never, never never know me

Uuuh, think I'm just hurt.

I think next time we'll go bowling.

Joe, are you listening to me?

Hey, Joe, could you do us a favor and slow your drunk ass down?

- Daddy, you remember Darnell. - Sure I do. Great catch, Darnell. Great catch.

Eight-one-eight.!

You might've tried too hard and screwed up.

- Fine. - Good.

All the pressure's startin' again, you know. All the Heisman talk and...

and you embarrassed my family.

- Coach Winters wouldn't do that. - Yes, he would.!

Come with me. Come with me.

- Jefferson... settles under it. - Show time, baby.

You won't get college credit for them, but they will help you prepare to take...

Jefferson now starting at tailback. Griffen at full.

We're still gonna have to suspend the boy.

And the Wolves will get the ball back. Great individual effort by Lattimer.

Thanks for everything you did for me.

Now, we've got a 9 a. m. Tomorrow with that uh... big linebacker from Park High.

Down the sideline, 20... 15...

- Blue 80.! Hut.! - Havin' our own dorm.