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I don't have to answer to some weak old man
but their horses were fast.
hello i am lisa i am a liberal i am smart bla bla bla
Go on.
Listen. "April 20, 1860.
The "Diary of Eliza Simpson"?
Yes, sir.
coming from the Simpson residence.
Grampa, why'd you try to
And I'm pretty bad.
named Eliza Simpson.
"Frog-Haunch," "Hooves Au Jus,"
Oh, my God, that surprise is so pleasant.
To the reference desk!
(horses neighing)
I've got so much more to tell you.
780 Deals Or 990 Views Don't Have The Same F**kin' Grit
Where do you think you're going?
It's been quite a life.
couldn't have backed down to Colonel Burns.
(all clamoring)
Abraham Lincoln?! (gasps)
or urn, or medical school dissecting table,
Eliza Simpson can't be a coward.
From the day you were born, you were brought up
...though Hiram, Mabel, and Eliza
(grunts)
...great-great grandfafa, Milford van Houten.
Well, I am a bit musical.
Are you writing this down, Fritz?
Yes! She wasn't a slave owner.
My Kia!
Now, where is he?
It makes you look like a potbellied stove. (annoyed grunt)
(sobbing)
(theme from Ken Burns's The Civil War playing)
Get off my property, Colonel Burns.
You still reading that thing?
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