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We simply cannot risk any violence from the muslim people.
A u-haul. What if we bring Muhammad to South Park in the back of u-haul
Wul, yeah.
I'm sorry, Muhammad,
No, muslims would still be angry you showed his face.
How would you like it if nobody
But it's still muhamad walking around in human form.
you're gonna pay the consequences!
Hana ga ookii!
Wow, cool!
how would we ever find him?
since you do...
I have a dad, butthole!
But our homes and lives are at stake!
something I know you all can relate to.
how to get Muhammad from the back of the truck into Tom Cruise's limo.
Only Muhammad has that ability.
So we let them take it from Muhammad, then we steal it for ourselves.
Muhammad.
Please understand that we have no choice here, Mr. Cruise.
But I'm gonna want something in return.
Well, it can be a reality.
That could be trouble.
And the mighty semen!
Alright, Stan, that's enough!
You want Muhammad because he can't be ridiculed?
head to toe, not even showing
All of us together can put a stop to the slander
No, that's a closet too.
I'd love it.
No, Jared, that one's a closet.
No more tacos, miss Lopez!
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