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On how to hook up?
Oh, God.
Wow, Kamala. Wow!
He's not my future husband yet. He's a potential future husband.
The only person who hurts themselves at parties is you.
Are you sure?
It doesn't have to be a date. It can just be--
Unfortunately, those two hours began with her very uncool arrival.
What's going on? Why do we have a spooky Scooby-Doo clock?
Oh, actually, I was planning to work at the Caltech library tonight.
So you're saying I should get over my sadness by getting really sad?
♪ Starting to regret you ♪
What? Oh, right. We're supposed to be mad at her.
to keep the employees interested in earning a paycheck.
That's it. It's over. I'm giving up acting.
thanks for being cool about me blackmailing you.
That was a friendship punch.
Okay, so you want to talk about how to make it better with them?
Ben, I don't have time to listen to you pretend to have standards.
[sighs deeply]
[whispering] I obviously need to talk to my cousin!
Why would I do that?
Maybe I could get more punch and then just turn it into a pink suit?
Dammit.
Wait. Your text made it seem like this was an emergency.
Eleanor, come on, that's a little dramatic.
♪ How could you not know... ♪
Apparently, American workplaces need fun perks
We have to go away on your birthday.
♪ Sip a little bit When I'm finished, give me another one ♪
-[coughs] -Exactly. [laughs]
[hip-hop music playing]
[both laugh]