Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told you so many times!

See? Something special for you.

IRVING: Hey' listen...

I was gone! I left!

Come on, man. Right?

IRVING: Again? You compliment me again?

Please don't reject me.

and there you go, we can pinch him.

Sweet and sour. Smell her nails.

What is it? You got a girlfriend coming?

Yeah? He can see Camden. Yeah.

GIRL: Oh, my God! Stop!

He goes ice fishing in the Midwest.

and my friend, Carmine Polite».

♪ Ooh, heaven knows Heaven knows

Why you breaking my balls, huh?

takes off and lands at Teterboro. I got the jet?

ALFONSE (ON RECORDING) If we have to pay somebody off,

Don't repeat that.

RICHIE: I think... I think, what is, uh...

for flirting with someone after you've been fucking

All right. Why did I tell the truth?

When I was around her, I felt joy,

IRVING: Hotels, restaurants.

That's what you do, and you curl your hair

You got to stop talking about your government agencies,

You got to be kidding me.

(CARMINE EXHALES)

They run the biggest casinos in the United States,

He'd be in here right now if he took the check,

Paco Hernandez? Hi. How's it going?

(CONVERSATION CONTINUES OVER TV)

What? Without me?

I'm not this drunk. No, it was just because I was laughing.

The guy is Carmine Polito.

Where was I? Your father woke you up,

I don't like any of that. I want to help you.

No middlemen, no bullshit, it's the Arab way.

Your constituency is not even a constituency. It's your family.

I'm coming to your house right now.

♪ Long black road

SYDNEY: And so Irving and I began our partnership in love and commerce.

All right. Okay?

You showed me a whole new side of the city I'd never seen before.

And you need somebody who's gonna be quiet,

And, like... Yeah.

You know, I mean... I did my job.

How long we known each other?

You got to come with me to Miami.

I don't like going out. You know that

My mother never got divorced.

Why did you do an English accent after that?

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

How's that? You bothered now?

IRVING: I want to show you something.

working for the government?

(QUIETLY) Sell fake art or stolen art or fake certificates of deposit,

All right, these are bad guys, you know?

was to become anyone else other than who I was.

PACO: What's going on'?

Now, I can't assure you that your loan will be approved,

Yeah, I sat with Victor Tellegio.

Okay, 54th Street.

and we'll throw in the customary, uh, privileges of protection.

You did that without me?

It ain't for you, Carl. What do you mean, it ain't for me?

And you gave Brenda the account number.

You know that. Yes. That's correct.

Yes, I am happy.

Give a guy a chance.

And Edith met her in the ladies' room and became friends with her.

I When you were young And your heart was an open book

Now, mind you, a week ago, this place was a mess.

between two and five million dollars

and then your next reinvention

Thank you. And I'll tell you something else.

is a huge thing we do for the people of New Jersey.

Yeah, we can get him,

You tell me that I'm lying to you

IRVING: I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us,

All right? For real.

No, it's bodyguards for the, uh, visiting dignitaries' that's all.

I can't invite you... It's too complicated.

Trompe I'oeil. "Trick of the eye."

RICHIE: Way back in a warren buried in the Bureau.

Well, that's Harry.

CARMINE: We restore all of this, you see?

All right? We're not just working in a box.

Carl Elway can do what he says he's going to do.

There's a boldness in it.

and the PEA chief negotiator says he wants

Well, I know it's your office,

Fraudulent investments, fake certificates of deposit,

MAN: The man's here.

It's, like, perfumey, but there's also something rotten.

I'd like 10 discuss with you.

to get us out of this, not just me, but us.

Carmine Polite?

RICHIE: How did that happen? How did that happen?

Look, I'm very interested in meeting the sheik.

Nassau police ask an 18-year-old mother why she abandoned her child.

And I'm gonna get really close with Richie the cop

And that's why this meeting isn't happening.

Everybody loves her.

♪ The heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound♪

we'll give you the world.

The best perfumes in the world... It's disgusting.

I want to face you like a man because I want to be real now.

Wait. What does that mean?

It's just hard for me to control my passion. I'm a very passionate person.

I'm kissing his boo-boos! I'm kissing his boo-boos!

Why are you leaving me out of this? Huh?

Uh, U.S. congressmen and senators.

He likes me just the way I am. Too fucking dangerous.

Oh, what, there wouldn't have been a fire if I was here?

It turns out he's got casino investments in the Mideast,

I hear them on the phone.

♪ You know you did

IRVING: You mean the Mob?

You didn't even come close to the big leagues.

It's killing me, it's fucking killing me.

I got drops at the pharmacy.

But you know what, if the country were run

Uh, U.S. senators...

Yeah, you got the whole floor?

He can't get enough of that smell.

Come on, just walk.

You need to tell Richie about your cats.

When you said IRS, what IRS guy? What are you talking about?

(DOOR CREAKING)

What is it? What is it?

You're gonna get us all killed! Danny.

who said that, in exchange for immunity for the two of you

I mean, that's just...

♪ Forgive me, Delilah

What, robbing people and all that shit that you do.

in the first two months of 1978 alone...

We have to go now, all right?

A mecca by the sea.

It was a pleasure to meet you.

You didn't do it like that.

No, no, no, no, no! Don't do that!

I want to pinch us some congressmen, okay?

...you need a luxury hotel for the sheik. Oh, come on.

I'm not doing anything! Why are you talking so much?

We're not happy, all right?

Yeah, that's when it really came to me.

Yep. What the fuck are you talking about?

I don't like change.

Solana Collective looking through the submissions

How's that make you feel, her in there?

and he had this confidence that drew me to him.

We're not gonna do it unless... No, I want to do it right now.

so Carmine got the reduced sentence, 18 months.

Just think about it.

♪ You're gonna have to take all the trouble and strife

And I'm gonna be very, very convincing.

Am I living in a fucking nightmare right now?

No, you're not dressed like him.

What are you gonna do?

and building permits for Atlantic City.

and put it on a chain around your neck.

To go and get me some congressmen. Oh, my God.

By Paul Brodeur.

No, you said in the stall

Contract talks have ended temporarily

it's not good, it's not real, it's fake, it's not real.

Did you know they made a lamp that has the sun in it?

I don't give a fuck, I don't fucking care.

It'd be a sign of disrespect to the sheik

I'm doing this from the feet up.

ground-up new. We don't do new.

How the fuck am I ruining America?

Act noble. That's it, just, you know,

What is this? What is this? I don't know.

with the chicken, very thin, right?

It's the details, that's what makes this guy a genius.

We fight and we fuck and that's what we do. That's our thing.

STODDARD: No, no. Stoddard, please.

What's happening? It'll be all right.

The man's here.

You're both done. You're done. No, I don't think so.

And what'? Now what, huh?

How the fuck am I ruining America?

of this operation is offensive.

Yeah, I do, I got your nail polish. See? Listen, listen.

That's enough of that right now.