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People believe what they want to believe, Richie.

Irving, take your pill.

I'm just wondering.

We're in a very serious meeting. I apologize.

Just, let's be smart about it, all right?

♪ Long black road.

You... You want to hear it?

If you believe it's sacred, it's sacred. Right.

just like my time.

(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

REPORTER: Good evening. It's 42 degrees at 5:00 and here's what's happening.

You were right. Irv?

CARMINE: Yes. New York businessman.

RICHIE: No, no.

I thought Mommy was picking you up,

RICHIE: I need a jet at Teterboro.

I got the cashier's check right here.

I am not getting a divorce.

What do we want an Arab sheik for?

SYDNEY: He had adopted her son.

What'd you do that for'?

RICHIE: Yeah, he's good. Yeah.

(QUIETLY) You're pretty wild.

I could just tell her everything about myself.

Yeah. Done. After you.

He's a great milliner. Actually, I went to the store.

♪ Long black road

He may have. I think also,

Yeah, we did it.

Dolly, Dolly. Hi. How are you?

What are you going to do?

I understand how these deals are made, right?

This is Irving Rosenfeld.

You got to calm me down.

You ever think about how you might have underestimated me?

Why don't you just marry Carmine?

There's a lot of green grass in that hotel room up there,

You get me four people, and you're off the hook.

But in all, it was six congressmen,

Carmine, listen to me carefully.

Maybe it'll be contagious, huh?

Right. Sacred. Sacred.

(WITH BRITISH ACCENT) The key to people is what they believe

RICHIE: Get out of the way. Hey! There's a line!

Where are your heart pills?

You got a plan? When did you get it?

if we let people that are liars like you run this country.

That's impressive.

That one's empty. We got to use the big one.

Who says this? What are you talking about?

I don't know, I don't know. No fiancée.

That's a fucking jet, right?

Alfonse Simone.

This is Agent Richard DiMaso.

You got the wrong office, you're gonna be embarrassed.

and staying out of jail, and not being killed by the Mob,

Flowers, but with garbage.

Just stop with the whole fire thing! God! It was a mistake!

"Let's go in October."

That's how much time between them.

From the feet up, right?

it was a blizzard, it was Lake Canoga.

Yes, I wanted to introduce you to Robert Spencer.

'cause you never tell me anything.

was so that you could come up with this plan.

you were gonna end up with Rosalyn in the dead space,

♪ Why, why, Why

He's got a meeting he's got to go to. Listen, don't go...

This is a surprise. The sheik don't like surprises.

I just never thought that you were conning me

♪ We'll break the rules a lot We'll be damn fools a lot

Listen, do you know who Victor Tellegio is?

(LAUGHTER) CARMINE: I'm having a good time.

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

I appreciate the fact that you all came in person,

He had a chain m' dry cleaning stores.

CARMINE: Come on, I thought we were friends.

What is your problem? Hey, look,

poisonous choices.

I get to handle two wives with one dinner.

because we kept it just small enough.

I could never con you.

♪ You gotta get up in the morning take your heavy load

and the war and the deficit and all of that shit, but...

After the oil embargo, gasoline crisis,

If you're real, you put$10 million

And the center of the household.

I'm sorry, Carmine. Oh, my God.

Saved you $50 million. Look at me. $50 million,

"Don't put metal in the science...“

Been in there three days.

So I want to believe that we were real. We are real.

♪ You gotta work like a man in a real man's life

to get us out of this.

He loves Carmine, but he hates that other guy,

I can't believe this is happening.

who could never get into the school that we come from.

It's a problem.

You know what this is gonna do for us?

I liked being on this side of the line.

♪ I feel love I feel love I feel love

What's this I hear about your curly-haired friend

The PBA negotiator says he wants real salary increases.

Well, technically, that's not true.

I thought you guys broke up.

No more fake shit.

We've got the account numbers.

He's the most dangerous guy ever.

You made me accept praise from my boss for thanking me

You know what that is for me? It's coriander for me.

and he has a real account.

You told him that?

So, before he even knew it was happening,

Oh, they're fucking to die for, those things. Yeah.

That's not going to happen, Mom.

♪ And you gotta keep goin' down the long black road I

No more fake shit.

CARL: Irving, you better come get him.

The sheik with the money in the bank is a...

he's going to want to see it in an account,

I'm excited to be here.

with the one person the whole time and

Yeah, it's nice. You liked it?

you don't have to worry, everyone makes their money.

You get a serious piece on both ends, all right?

I can get it for you. Irv and I can't get enough of it.

and now she was working with us.

You realize how fucking dangerous that is?

Why don't you build something, like he does?

The art of survival is a story that never ends.

RICHIE: We got the $2 million to put Carmine and the sheik together.

You know I can't do it without you.

with your boyfriend's hands around my throat

I think you should hang in there, all right?

DOLLY: Carmine? Honey?

and the identity of Victor Tellegio's attorney?

and you manipulate him, and you use your son.

but I know you're too smart for that.

This is not how we do business. I'm sorry.

Think about it, all right?

This one is abstract expressionism. I love it 'cause these ones...

they don't want to see Arabs make money,

Edith. Edith, hi.

$100,000 into this briefcase

IRVING: She was better than any con artist I ever met, including myself,

She had me. I was her mark.

You just let him walk to the curb at JFK.

He was holding a lantern and he was in the blizzard,

I think we have a deal.

Hey, Irving, I'm gonna be having fun.

and that someone is us. Oh, that's good.

You got him on tape, all right?

The funds have transferred.

Isn't that right?

And I don't know what I'm going to do

(MUTTERING) We will.

It's really hard for me.

♪ And misty memories of days gone by

I can assure you that I have the power of attorney...

Look me in the eye.

Well, what do you expect, Irving?

Now, who's the master?

Don't lose this opportunity to fucking Florida, all right,

Who are mostly black and Puerto Rican.

We're ambitious. That's why.

Oh, my God, what did you do'?

hey, my fucking heart's going from running down the stairs.

for one Representative Gerald Sanders of the Third District.

that's who we're going to go after.

'Cause I am pissed at you.

I learned how to survive when I was a kid,.

So, Mr. Tellegio, how do you think we should approach this?

That's it. That's ii. All right?

and how to cut it up and make some money on the side,

I want to do this right now.

I'm not scared.

We got them for wire fraud. It's over. You're done.

#Have I got a plan.

WOMAN: Hey! What the fuck, man?

I want you to think of the most undervalued asset