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Where's it gone'?
I got you a suite at the fucking Plaza Hotel.
On my family, on my kids, on my life, on my work.
You know, you stay here right now, darling.
some solid gains for the men in blue.
We have an amazing investment opportunity
Sorry, do I have the wrong office?
I just want to make it right.
No, it's me, it's me.
I mean, they just say, "Brenda, do the clerical wiring stuff
♪ Sol kept on goin' when I heard them say
That bothers me.
come here in the morning,
MITCHELL: I've been a senator a very long time. 16 years.
Oh, it looks so beautiful. So, this is the lobby.
DOLLY: (SOBBING) No, no.
I'm not saying that I would, but I'm saying that I could,
Look at that sequin thing. It's beautiful.
You're gonna be hunted, and it's gonna be very difficult
If we have to pay somebody off, we'll pay somebody off.
Stabilizes our economy.
I can get it for you. Of course. That would be amazing.
He loves me, and you know it, and I know it, and he knows it.
I'm not supposed to be talking like this,
Should've gone away.
I wish I could get you back.
They have a huge house, they have two cars.
We even con ourselves.
(RICHIE SIGHS)
Well, I care about it.
Don't let him... IRVING: Richard. Richard.
The only problem is this, uh...
I don't want to do anything illegal.
for Rosalyn and your kid to live in this country.
Your host! Enjoy, enjoy.
MAN: This is 701.
I love you.
always take a favor over money.
the Cold Cut King of Long Island,
and you leave us alone?
we can call the sheik. RICHIE: What? Let's go.
She saw through people in situations,
my husband for how many years? I'm not fucking judging you.
I have no idea No idea?
(DOOR OPENS)
I just don't give a fuck anymore.
What does she do all day? I'll tell you what she does.
No, I want to talk. I don't want to fuck, okay?
Only they can't get into his money unless they know someone,
All right? I take Rosalyn out, she keeps her mouth shut,
(WITH AMERICAN ACCENT) Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.
This was nothing.
It's not like just...
He never took a nickel, so they can't get him for nothing.
Oh, God. Of the Plaza Hotel.
It's empty, just like your deals.
IRVING: Our conning days were behind us.
Who you are is who you are, between you and God,
She was late.
Lol
Those guys over there? They don't scare me.
You motherfucker!
I understand your eagerness.
and I think that both of us will be a lot happier
I knew you were holding out on me, Irving!
(DIALING)
And that was his problem.
Look at this.
Man, you wouldn't believe the shit
We're very selective.
Irving, you're very skilled,
(APPLAUSE)
It smells like flowers. Am I right?
(APPLAUSE)
(SIGHS) All right, good. Yo, hey,
The two worlds, the politicians and the Mafia.
Mommy got the lamp, she made her special drink,
It was almost scary how easy it could be
♪ There were plants and birds and rocks and things
This is what matters to me most, and you're crushing that.
Do whatever you need to do.
I'm placing $75,000 in this briefcase
Come on. You okay?
♪ Long black road
What we will do is we guarantee
I've been in the casino business 40 years'
How's it look?
Yes.
We've been doing it for 30 years.
that's all I know. Okay, Mr. Mayor...
Can I finish my statement? Of course, of course.
for no one, Mom.
but I'll call the sheik.
That's what you represent, family.
You got under me. You did.
No, because you conned me. That's why, because you both fucking con...
"Oh, Carmine. I want the one that Carmine gave me.
Yeah, right. Should I take you there?
I don't really know, but I overheard it on the phone.
Right here.
Am I living in a fucking nightmare right now?
RICHIE: We're going to let Carmine show the sheik
my growing business.
You ready? Yeah.
No. Let's just see how we feel.
If it's a business call, don't interrupt, all right?
(SOBBING) That's all I've ever wanted is for us
I want you so bad. Look at your skin. No, no, no.
She's fine. All right. I was just starting to have fun.
Thai big kid?
is for the good of the people of New Jersey.
And I never met anyone, man or woman, in business,
No $10 million. That's crazy.
your con artist friend, Carl Elway,
♪ When you need a bit of lovin' Cause your man is outta town
So what is our plan?
If we have to lean on somebody,
I'm sure a million people do that, all the time.
This is for charity, for the Boys and Girls Club
5,000 gets me 50, right?
Oh, my God, fix his hair. No, you really shouldn't
(JEEP'S BLUES PLAYING)
(PHONE SLAMS)
just meant "depressed," all right'? "Hard to reach."
(PANTING)
Carmine sees it. It's waiting to happen.
A House committee tells the president
We can help you out.
Use your phone?
♪ Long black road
Maybe I wanted to scare you, I don't know.
I'm a sick son of a bitch? You're trying to get me fucking killed.
You want to use the Sherman Suite?
You got to present it to the mayor.
Attaboy, all right?
clouds, wood... Trompe I'oeil.
What, we're Sears or Chevrolet?
We're gonna wait until we decide
so don't be hasty, all right?
A very beloved guy.
I like it.
CARMINE: Really thin, look, the way he does this...
Tell him yourself. It wouldn't be a party without you.
And after that, say "no" a lot until the guy is hooked.
And that's why I'm going to Miami!
You got any other questions?
Irving, I've been doing a lot of thinking.
You want real, okay.
I can't trust to leave you alone.
I got other guys lined up. I got a meeting.
I...
it's got to be the best we've ever done.
Who said that? Who said that? That's bullshit.
No, I don't have to go there. I like it here. There's an exit.
than the getting-taken side any day of the week,
I'm not on it.
in little fucking curlers, which is...
then we're done.
CARMINE: The WPA employed craftsmen to paint this during the Depression.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
I got to hear it from my friends?
MAN: You and me, we're gonna visit.
for the sheik
God, it's so clear to me.
and it fell like, finally,
It's you and me! It's...
Don't show any Spanish friends.
putting it anywhere for five days.
All you need is to put two million in a Chase account...
He always comes back for it. Yeah.
You have me.
Eh, you know, don't get your balls in an uproar.
You know the only way to help Carmine is through the Tellegio thing.
IRVING: I can't stop.
Well, that's interesting that you say that, because,
WOMAN: Are you gonna fuck for real, or get out of
For what? The guy's not here.
You were wrong about that.
Your boyfriend, your fucking boyfriend will kill me,
You're gonna stay normal. You're gonna shut your fucking mouth.
It's beautiful. You have a little stove.
(DIRTY WORK BY STEELY DAN PLAYING)
don't sit down with those goons.
Apologize, but it's true.
I mean, I live in the real world, all right?
I get anxiety when I have to meet people.
r I just couldn't take anymore :
Someone special, someone new, someone amazing.
You let me know when that can happen.
DOLLY: Go, go, go up to the bedroom.
IRVING: She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.
Now, go get him so he takes the briefcase by himself.
Just do your job, okay?
AMADO: It's gone missing.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Everybody knows my dealerships.
54th Street?