Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for no one, Mom.

It's empty, just like your deals.

You let me know when that can happen.

5,000 gets me 50, right?

I just want to make it right.

You want real, okay.

No, I want to talk. I don't want to fuck, okay?

(WITH AMERICAN ACCENT) Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.

Don't let him... IRVING: Richard. Richard.

So what is our plan?

Should've gone away.

Don't show any Spanish friends.

It's you and me! It's...

He never took a nickel, so they can't get him for nothing.

Attaboy, all right?

She saw through people in situations,

Oh, it looks so beautiful. So, this is the lobby.

and it fell like, finally,

my husband for how many years? I'm not fucking judging you.

And I never met anyone, man or woman, in business,

You got under me. You did.

You're gonna stay normal. You're gonna shut your fucking mouth.

No, because you conned me. That's why, because you both fucking con...

I'm not saying that I would, but I'm saying that I could,

She's fine. All right. I was just starting to have fun.

AMADO: It's gone missing.

CARMINE: Really thin, look, the way he does this...

Stabilizes our economy.

I can't trust to leave you alone.

MAN: This is 701.

You ready? Yeah.

Come on. You okay?

He loves me, and you know it, and I know it, and he knows it.

For what? The guy's not here.

I got you a suite at the fucking Plaza Hotel.

so don't be hasty, all right?

Who you are is who you are, between you and God,

What we will do is we guarantee

That bothers me.

Mommy got the lamp, she made her special drink,

I just don't give a fuck anymore.

It was almost scary how easy it could be

Tell him yourself. It wouldn't be a party without you.

You got any other questions?

I can get it for you. Of course. That would be amazing.

Only they can't get into his money unless they know someone,

I don't really know, but I overheard it on the phone.

but I'll call the sheik.

I'm a sick son of a bitch? You're trying to get me fucking killed.

and you leave us alone?

come here in the morning,

I knew you were holding out on me, Irving!

I got to hear it from my friends?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Use your phone?

This is what matters to me most, and you're crushing that.

IRVING: I can't stop.

(DIRTY WORK BY STEELY DAN PLAYING)

CARMINE: The WPA employed craftsmen to paint this during the Depression.

Where's it gone'?

I'm placing $75,000 in this briefcase

What does she do all day? I'll tell you what she does.

Oh, God. Of the Plaza Hotel.

Can I finish my statement? Of course, of course.

Irving, I've been doing a lot of thinking.

Man, you wouldn't believe the shit

It's beautiful. You have a little stove.

in little fucking curlers, which is...

♪ When you need a bit of lovin' Cause your man is outta town

then we're done.

I get anxiety when I have to meet people.

Now, go get him so he takes the briefcase by himself.

IRVING: She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.

This was nothing.

And that was his problem.

Who said that? Who said that? That's bullshit.

Maybe I wanted to scare you, I don't know.

Well, I care about it.

the Cold Cut King of Long Island,

Carmine sees it. It's waiting to happen.

clouds, wood... Trompe I'oeil.

r I just couldn't take anymore :

for Rosalyn and your kid to live in this country.

I'm sure a million people do that, all the time.

(SOBBING) That's all I've ever wanted is for us

we can call the sheik. RICHIE: What? Let's go.

You know, you stay here right now, darling.

We're very selective.

(JEEP'S BLUES PLAYING)

Irving, you're very skilled,

that's all I know. Okay, Mr. Mayor...

DOLLY: (SOBBING) No, no.

♪ Long black road

MITCHELL: I've been a senator a very long time. 16 years.

I mean, they just say, "Brenda, do the clerical wiring stuff

Well, that's interesting that you say that, because,

Oh, my God, fix his hair. No, you really shouldn't

I wish I could get you back.

Your host! Enjoy, enjoy.

This is for charity, for the Boys and Girls Club

don't sit down with those goons.

And after that, say "no" a lot until the guy is hooked.

IRVING: Our conning days were behind us.

Just do your job, okay?

A very beloved guy.

You know the only way to help Carmine is through the Tellegio thing.

On my family, on my kids, on my life, on my work.

He always comes back for it. Yeah.

They have a huge house, they have two cars.

MAN: You and me, we're gonna visit.

(SIGHS) All right, good. Yo, hey,

Do whatever you need to do.

All right? I take Rosalyn out, she keeps her mouth shut,

I understand your eagerness.

God, it's so clear to me.

Apologize, but it's true.

Am I living in a fucking nightmare right now?

I mean, I live in the real world, all right?

We have an amazing investment opportunity

No, it's me, it's me.

Someone special, someone new, someone amazing.

No $10 million. That's crazy.

your con artist friend, Carl Elway,

I don't want to do anything illegal.

♪ There were plants and birds and rocks and things

RICHIE: We're going to let Carmine show the sheik

"Oh, Carmine. I want the one that Carmine gave me.

always take a favor over money.

just meant "depressed," all right'? "Hard to reach."

WOMAN: Are you gonna fuck for real, or get out of

It's not like just...

That's what you represent, family.

putting it anywhere for five days.

♪ Sol kept on goin' when I heard them say

You're gonna be hunted, and it's gonna be very difficult

I have no idea No idea?

No. Let's just see how we feel.

is for the good of the people of New Jersey.

I want you so bad. Look at your skin. No, no, no.

DOLLY: Go, go, go up to the bedroom.

It smells like flowers. Am I right?

my growing business.

We can help you out.

The two worlds, the politicians and the Mafia.

Those guys over there? They don't scare me.

Everybody knows my dealerships.

And that's why I'm going to Miami!

and I think that both of us will be a lot happier

A House committee tells the president

We even con ourselves.

No, I don't have to go there. I like it here. There's an exit.

Yeah, right. Should I take you there?

We've been doing it for 30 years.

Eh, you know, don't get your balls in an uproar.

If we have to pay somebody off, we'll pay somebody off.

than the getting-taken side any day of the week,

All you need is to put two million in a Chase account...

I'm not supposed to be talking like this,

I got other guys lined up. I got a meeting.

Look at that sequin thing. It's beautiful.

You were wrong about that.

If it's a business call, don't interrupt, all right?

The only problem is this, uh...

I've been in the casino business 40 years'

If we have to lean on somebody,

What, we're Sears or Chevrolet?

some solid gains for the men in blue.

You want to use the Sherman Suite?

♪ Long black road

Your boyfriend, your fucking boyfriend will kill me,

We're gonna wait until we decide

You motherfucker!

You got to present it to the mayor.

Sorry, do I have the wrong office?

it's got to be the best we've ever done.