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One of the shrewdest investors I've ever seen.
Think of that.
What is it, Granny?
Well, gentlemen, the purpose of this syndicate is to develop and build the heavy equipment necessary for submarine harvesting on a commercially practical scale.
Good morning, Miss Hathaway.
Oh, you shouldn't have.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Oh, Joe!
Oh, no.
Yes, in fact, if you don't mind, I think I'll sit over there where I won't be tempted.
in these very waters where my divers once harvested sponges.
Maybe he can sell it to a seagull.
Well, OK, just for a couple though.
All right, but let's leave the can around so Sebastian can see it.
Well, whose nutty idea is that?
You remember when I let you out of the steam cabinet there and you kind of staggered into the shower room?
Uh-oh.
Oh, I'd like to present Mr. Fleming-Panelton and Mr. John Cannaday.
Oh, good.
I was gonna wake him up to work him over anyway.
Good thing I graduated sixth grade.
You know, meeting you is a privilege I've been looking forward to for many years, and I... Ahem.
Invented something called Bodine Hair Darkener.
Mr. Sebastian, wait.
Dog!
No, run it, run it!