Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on in, Dave.

and that DVD he had and his album,

I got verb skills, babies, and bills.

I belittle your plan courtesy

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All right, come on, let's play.

I'm the future, I'm the future.

Much more is what we got in store...

Congratulations, uh... Charlie's girlfriend.

I'ma drop it like this,

You know how your favorite movie is Half Baked?

and I said, "if I was dying of cancer, nigger,

Oh, good, you're awake.

(glass shattering)

I just... I'm just trying to teach you a lesson.

Hooray for me, @purrlitics, in your face!

Justin, it's me, Dave Chappelle.

Nigger, I can't hear, turn up my headphones!

It will show you things some would pay not to see.

Still in all, five-o came to my mic check

I got the sheep in my eye so I can't sleep.

Hooray for me Billy! In your face!

Actually, I'm answering your ad in the paper.

You pick them little sticks up, white boy,

And I see it in you, Billy, you're gonna make it.

Nigger, I'm serious, I can't hear out of my left headphone.

or like that Brooklyn nigger said, "igger-n I'm"

Lettin' their mind melt from drinkin' the Henny.

Really? Where, mommy?

All right, make that beat drop.

(man) If you don't know about Fisticuffs by now,

Welcome back to Chappelle's Show.