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I'm so sorry that I told you
JAY: Oh, good, you're both here.
She's listening. Keep going.
I didn't mean for it to happen.
-Okay. -You guys are the best.
-He was a-- -A mule.
Look, at least we can tell our friends that we were asked.
-I'll just go in the other room. -Great.
That is cute,
when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm.
(laughs)
You know, we don't want anyone involved
-Oh, you've been there? -Not in ages,
-I'm responsible. -I'm nurturing.
Oh, God.
Because we just cratered your entire family planning,
See you tomorrow.
That was... so easy.
-and I just need some time. -(scoffs)
-Oh! (chuckles) -Molly, I think we just found our daddy.
(drumming)
(vocalizing)
But-- But what-- But what about the butterflies
that Jerry is following the butterfly migration?
and we didn't think you'd say yes.
I don't think that I can have a kid in the world
Oh, sure, maybe you don't bring her home to Mom.
to keep flooding in the Philippines.
-There is it. Okay. -There--
Oh, Mitchell, I don't think I can, either.
What?
-Campbell. -No, it's not.
Wait, are you saying that you would donate for us?
if we, you know, walked around
The best part's right at the filter!
Polenta elbow is a real thing.
I have to tell Manny the truth.
Man, his car was really clean,
So, this is how come you can afford the lava wax.
BRANDI: Hold on!
I'll be in my room if anyone needs me.
(normal voice) Underneath our bed
I'm strong,
She runs towels at the car wash.
under the broiler.