Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ensign Brad Boimler, sir.
No one left to hide behind, Captain.
and just... Wait.
I uploaded seven years of entries
you really know your way around a starship.
I don't care how many lizards you save.
-That's it. Keep up the act.
Can I be the voice of the ship?
and I just want to know what you think before I give it
Allergic to what? Ransom!
You'll never take my ship.
It is, too!
Oh, when are you going to give up
What, you wrote out a whole script in two seconds?
All right, that's not too far off.
The selenium rings aredisrupting the sensors, Captain.
-Hey, wait! We have to hench! -Tendi, come on.
What the hell? What did you do to my program?
-I'm putting in my own parameters. -If Freeman sees this,
When you get to hell,
That'd be a real ethical pickle.
Why do you have to be so hard on me?!
or... or realign the matrix.
from the leaders of Idlocana 6.
SHAXS: Intruder!
-I learned it from you, sir. -Uh... okay.
Okay, I'll go to therapy.
Wow, so lame. Yes. Let's do it.
Uh, uh, the Cerritos is a handsome lady.
half man-meat, half robot-meat, all pain.
you're being a pineapple right now.
-Great work, Jet!
Better at being the captain's little dick wig.
Tell me before you succumb to the pain.
Oh, my God. You're-you're crazy.
Do you mind if I take over the deck?
I was being crazy.
What?! That is amazing!
Your one-man show took my breath away.
-Dirty Orion.
Oh, uh, you know the whole "Orions taking slaves" thing?
You can talk the talk, but can you... Ow!
But, you know, artistic license.