Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Sorry. - What have you been eating?

- Did you sleep with my sister? - Sleep? Like, in a bed? No.

Okay, hold on. Who's 25?

Sure. As long as the gas gauge works, that's all that matters.

- She's only 25. - Oh, come on.

- Bobo. - What am I, a clown?

but your voice goes up like 18 octaves.

Say goodbye to a formerly great country, kids.

You spilled it all over my sweatshirt!

- Caramel corn. - That's...

- Babe, pull over. - I'm not pulling over.

I should really stop bragging about that.

- It's for my children. - God.

Why would I bite it out?

Pilot can play the violin if you want.

The kids must have...

you sure you want to?

That's my zipper.

No. I said your parents would meet you there.

Because I'm on the no-fly list.

Who gives us coordinates?

Listen, she was a mistake.

What do you got?

So maybe let's have a little perspective.

He's a constant in my life.

"We've established this. What are you doing."

they're all a little finicky.

and you're gonna spill it all over your pants

I don't buy that whole two-hour thing.

made worse by the fact that I fell in love

It's the only way I know how to hit... hard.

Oh, that smell's gonna be with me for a while.

and your seat and it's gonna smell like a bus in here.

A couple highway markers, tops. Right?

Hey! That was $2.39 a gallon!

and non-denominational meditations tonight.