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That would mean this thing only gets six miles a gallon.
Just have some sympathy.
Not my fault.
Does this thing have cruise control?
- Zaide? - Come on.
I mean, I'm sure they were when they were younger.
I...
Nate, pour children are not at the Lewises'.
You know, back when I was flying economy, middle seats,
But underneath all that bluster, we're in it together.
I just... I can't. This hurts so bad.
You were supposed to keep me awake!
Oh, damn it. It's stuck.
I'm... You're right.
That's what this... You don't do this!
I think I should do some pushups first.
God.
Thank you for doing this, again.
She's not really a cat person.
- You have socks. - I know, but not plane socks.
- You couldn't get it up? - No, whiskey dick.
What are you do... Wait, what are you doing?
Like, for the last couple of years.
- I hate it when he's right. - Who? What are you talking about?
so nobody looks in the toilet.
It's too thick.
Oh, geez!
- He took our children. - He didn't take our...
Hey! My nuts!
- I can't get it out, man. - Yank it.
Yep. Yep.
But he fell down the stairs on his own.
And then they're sitting there with their hot nuts
Okay, I broke his jaw.
And the speedometer, odometer, and tachometer,
The only place that Uncle Sam can't get to us.