Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- to the press today. Yeah. - Uh-huh?
- I'll shut up, yeah. - [chuckles]
Take a breath, okay?
Okay, are we just gonna keep walking here?
It doesn't matter what you wrote. What're you gonna do?
Guy told us.
Yeah, and then you practically hit a homer! Boom!
Look how mad she is! Feel the room, actually.
I mean, white women last month, now colored men?
All right, I wasn't gonna come to the tryouts.
[train whistle blows]
Stragglers will have their pay docked. And...
You're right.
No pants wearing, trash talking, chew spitting...
She'd be so pissed if she knew you went to tryouts.
Did anyone see that?
[panting]
That is... That's private information, so...
I thought so.
That's what I was called in the Marines.
Maybe you should call the team, "The Corn."
- How are we best friends? - Pff. Beats me.
- which is in France. Ever heard of it? - [Carson] Yeah.
So, it's called Wonder Woman,
You can't follow us. We're not here to help the competition!
Very quickly. This will only take a moment.
Wow, Joey, you're right. You're always right.
- [Max] I need a drink. - [Clancy] Mm-hmm.
- Let me go. - Hey! Hey! All right, you right, okay?
Hear ye, hear ye, Peaches!
Yeah, I... You know what?
I didn't tell her anything.
So, what'd they play?
Yeah, I don't see a pie.
[Jess] We're gonna be rich now. Who cares?
We need this. This could be our big break.
This is not about money, Pat.
Is that all?
[Jo] Aren't you glad I brought the map now?
[song continues]
[both] Hendricks Johnson.
A bunch of guys got drafted, so all these spots opening up...
Great. I need the letter back from last night.
[Carson] You think this thing is for real?
Yes, you do, sir.
I'll let you know if we have to move to California.
No. No.
Who played again?
You're looking at the new second baseman.
Mmm. I usually touch both shoes with my bat before I swing,
I mean it.
This is my husband's job.
What did you tell your mom?
- No, you didn't. It was Thursday. - Okay, you can stop.
He's my best friend, so...
Hey, you gotta be careful who you say that to.
- God! Fuck! - [door opens]
I have half a mind to just shut this thing down right now.
- A kid said that to me once because I played baseball. - Yeah.
- Uh-huh. - Then the Duke of Deception uses the Crown of Mars
I think we can see you better now.
What... What the hell is in here?
Remember we're ladies and not ball-chasing pound hounds.
- [scoffs] - Was it out?