Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just 'cause I got married to a sexy, sexy, gentleman don't mean I got normal.

if you slow down and walk like a lady.

- How you been, Gary? - Good, good.

- Mmm. - Thanks for giving me the day off. How was...

Ugh, I still can't believe you have a husband.

You know, I... I didn't.

Holy shit. Who was that?

[♪ Memphis Minnie: "Kissing in the Dark"]

Sent our scouts all over the whole damn country.

like, what is romance anyway?

But, no way, okay? I'm gonna talk their ear off,

Right? And I absorb them. And if someone else is anxious, then I go...

It's a bad one.

[Toni] Ooh, don't leave that iron in there too long.

- No pants in public. - What?

I need to sort of visualize what you're gonna look like when I'm done with ya.

It looked pretty much like this.

You know, Americans need baseball to keep their spirits in fighting shape.

Our players will be ladies through and through.

I know how to put on a show.

Well, I guess you get to decide that, don't you?

You really think people are gonna pay to watch women run around like men?

[train whistle blows]

Okay. I think I might shit my pants. You think that'll get you on the team?

Oh, okay, don't get all philosophical on me, Books.

- about us going to the tryouts. - Yeah, I told you not to tell anyone.

You know? I like that Elizabeth doesn't have, like, instant butterflies

But I'm not stopping because...

Now, Maxine, you've got to make smarter choices.

Let's quietly contemplate how to find a motherfuckin' bar!

- Georgia, what are you doing? Right in front of my face? - I was just trying to help.

I think I should learn it. Think it would be a good idea.

[woman] Excuse me. So sorry.

Yeah, well, I was catching a pop fly in the outfield

- [Clance] You could have worn a skirt! - [both giggling]

- No. No. - Smile.

- The team? - [Gary] Yeah.

Yeah. It's the same situation.

It's kind of a you either are or aren't thing, isn't it?

- I still can't believe you don't. - You are a whole wife.

- Just, again, I'm not actually from a farm. - I do haircuts.

- [whistle blows] - [coach] Go!

Gr... Greta, that is so much hair.

- Mmm. It is my roof too. - Yes, it is.

- This is not true. - The guy with the wonky eye?

[song continues]

[knocking on door, door opens]

- You did! - Oh, my goodness! Cary Grant?