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- Didn't I say it? - Stop.
- Don't hurt him, Max. - Uh-huh.
Did you show 'em that knuckleball?
- No. Max. Max. Max. - What is wrong with those assholes?
[speaking English] Oh, I don't know. I'm so... I'm not equipped.
[grunts]
- Thank you. But I'll pass. - All right.
Nah, too much to do.
I wish.
- I mean, we knew it was gonna happen, right? - Mm-hmm.
Why would you open it? That's weird.
I like it.
[big band jazz playing]
Oh, yeah?
and a bird almost shit in my eye, you know, so I dropped it.
We mostly grow corn.
- I gotta show them. Clance, please! - You gotta not get murdered.
Okay. I'm gonna... I'll be...
- Guy... - That pork is delicious.
They seem pretty nice, actually.
Canada?
[speaking Spanish] Do you speak Spanish?
[all laugh]
Are you sure this a good idea? You just met him.
Hi.
Thank you, sir. Sorry to bother you.
- Sorry. - Didn't mean to interrupt.
- I know. I say "actually" a lot. So much. - I say "actually" a lot.
Listen, thank you so much for telling the entire salon and my whole family
Please?
- You know? Just let her have a body. - Oh-oh.
Yeah, I was being sarcastic.
It's okay.
- He was too busy looking at how bad your swing is. - [both laugh]
I'm just gonna go unpack for little bit. I forgot earlier, so...
I have never met anyone like you.
are actually in the bar right now.
- ...just right yet. - Okay.