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IT'S KILLING TREES. YOU'RE DEPRESSING ME.

COULD YOU POINT THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM?

HE SAID THAT HE HAD MISSED OUT BEFORE

AND RELIEVING THEMSELVES ON HELPLESS PASSERSBY.

I SPENT A SATURDAY TAKING THE CLASS, AND I GOT IT LIKE THAT -- NO BIGGIE.

AND I'LL RUN UP AND UN-COLOR-COORDINATE HER SHEETS.

I HOPE G.G.'s AS BEAUTIFUL AS RORY AND HALF AS SMART, TOO.

NOW, THE PRICE OF THE CAR IS JUST ONE SMALL THING.

NICE PLACE. VERY NICE.

* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *

THAT'S VERY ENVIRONMENTAL. IT'S GETTING RIDICULOUS. WE GET EIGHT OF SOME OF THESE.

YOU WANT CATHARSIS? YES.

SHE'S ALL MINE WHEN SHE'S GOT THE LEGS TO DANCE,

BECAUSE SOME OF THESE RED LOBSTER COMMERCIALS...

LORELAI V. GILMORE, LORELAI VICTORIA GILMORE,

I CAN LOOK HIM UP ON THE INTERNET. PEOPLE, PLEASE!

I CANNOT PICTURE YOU WORKING AT WAL-MART.

WHY WOULD THE TWO OF YOU CONSIDER ALLOWING HIM TO DO IT FROM YOUR CHURCH?

DOES HE ALSO MAKE CHEESEBURGERS

NO, THEY'RE BIODEGRADABLE.

IF THERE'S GONNA BE A PROTEST, IT'LL BE A JOINT DECISION.

AND NOW WE OCCASIONALLY TALK ON THE PHONE.

YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT. WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY?

IT'S STUPID. THANK YOU.

AND BOOZE FOR THE LUCKY, NONPREGNANT ONES -- AND CAKE. IT'LL BE FUN.

HE SINGS, TOO. THAT'S NICE.

CLUB SODA? THANK YOU.

I'LL ASK. WE'RE ALL SET, RIGHT?

THE TOWN UNANIMOUSLY REFUSED

TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN.

* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *

'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING ONE OUT TO MY MILKMAN, TOO.

THANKS. I'M HELPFUL, AREN'T I?

I'LL FINISH. I JUST WANT TO CHECK ON THE SEASHELLS.

AND HARBOR A DESIRE TO WEAR A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP? WHAT?

I'M SORRY. I'LL JUST BUTT OUT NOW.

BUT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

FINE, IF YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, MAYBE I WILL JUST STOP SHOWING UP ALTOGETHER.

BY NOT COMMUNICATING AND GETTING US TO TALK ABOUT COMMUNICATION.

AND THAT YOURS IS WRITTEN IN. YEP.

AREN'T BABY-SHOWER BALLOONS SUPPOSED TO REFLECT

MOLLY RINGWALD, RANDALL BATINKOFF --

THAT'S IT? ALL OUT.

YEAH, MUSIC'S DRIVING ME CRAZY TOO.

WHEN I WAS CARRYING THIS ONE, DOORWAYS HAD TO BE WIDENED.

I JUST CREDIT A GOOD PORTION OF THAT TO YOU.

I'M DRUNK, SO I'M TELLING YOU THAT WE WERE SHOCKED WHEN YOU TOLD US BECAUSE

THAT WAS THE WEEKEND HE WAS WITH YOU AND RORY.

* THERE'S NOT ANOTHER ONE COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE *

OH, HEY, RANDY. WHAT'S UP?