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"AT GARVEY AVENUE. WHY A BLUE LIGHT?
THAT WOMAN DOES SOMETHING TO ME.
THERE -- OUR NEW TOWN SLOGAN! I LIKE IT.
DEFINITELY THOUGHT UP BY A MAN. MY MOM SAID THAT WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHERE BABIES COME FROM.
OH, I'M SORRY. I TOTALLY SNUCK UP ON YOU.
OUR DECISION WILL BE FINAL. IT'S HARDBALL, HUH? THE COUNCIL GAVE YOU SPECIAL PERMISSION
WHAT? YOU STRIP YOUR GEARS, YOU RIDE YOUR BRAKES,
IT'S OKAY. I'M SORRY.
IT'S GONNA BE HARVARD. I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
HE BETTER TREAT YOU RIGHT.
I HAD TO PUT AN END TO THAT.
THIS IS A STACK OF IDENTICAL CATALOGS
BE PREPARED, 'CAUSE I AM GONNA SQUEAL OUT OF HERE. GO!
COME ON!
[ RABBI BARANS AND REVEREND SKINNER LAUGH ]
Take the deviled lettuce
THAT MOAN WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THEM.
TO HER, THEY'RE JUST IDENTICAL LITTLE METAL DISCS
NOT ALFRED E. NEWMAN OR SOMEONE? LOOKED REAL TO ME.
THERE HE IS! IT'S A BANNER.
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE PINK -- PINK FOR A GIRL?
* ...FACE *
NOT WITH SO MUCH STUFF OOZING OUT OF A BABY'S EVERY ORIFICE.
THIS IS A PILE OF EVERY CATALOG WE'VE RECEIVED FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
DIRECTLY TO YOUR CABLE COMPANY? WOULD THAT BE EASIER?
OH. YOU'VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH CHRISTOPHER?
WHAT'S HE LIKE -- FOR US WHO'VE NEVER MET HIM?
WELL, UM, OKAY. SURE.
WHAT JOBS? I CLEAN RAIN GUTTERS.
ANYTIME YOU WANT OUT, JUST SEND UP A FLARE. I WILL.
YOU AND CHRISTOPHER ARE LIKE A POSTER FOR ARYAN BREEDING.
LET'S DROP THIS NOW. SURE. FINE.
OH, SURE. HEY, SHERRY, LET ME ASK YOU -- HOW ARE YOU GONNA FINISH
ALREADY GETTING 7 CATALOGS FROM.
I'M TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD. IT IS.
SO, YOU GOT A CAR.
GOD, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN THE ROOM WHEN TAYLOR SAID THAT.
THANK YOU. I'LL DEFINITELY VISIT.
LIKE? INSURANCE.
I JUST WASN'T SURE IF YOU'D --
FROM SOMETHING SHERRY SAID? FROM EVERYTHING SHERRY SAID.
I TOLD A STORE MY NAME WAS SQUEEGY BECKINHEIM
YES, I REMEMBER.
HI. HI. HI. HI.
THAT IF WE LEFT AT 6:00, THERE'D BE AN EXTRA HOUR OF TRAFFIC.
SHORT? TALL? DOES HE LIKE TO LAUGH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. IT'S A HUMONGOUS DEAL.
I ALSO KNOW I DON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BUY THE CAR.
[ THEME MUSIC ]
EXCUSE ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE 12 HOURS A WEEK
HOW DID YOU PAY FOR THE CAR? WHAT?
IT LOOKS HEAVY, TOO.
* MY POOR HEART IS JUMPING *
I SCRAPE IT OFF THE PLATES. I WORK FOR YOU? YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.
FINE. WHAT'S THE PROJECT?
THESE CATALOGS WILL BE SITTING HERE FOREVER.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HELLO FOR YOU NEXT TIME WE TALK? NO.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
UH-HUH.
DID YOU HEAR THAT, DAVID?
HEY. HEY, LANE.
TOLD THE PEOPLE THAT WANTED SOME THAT A FLY LANDED IN IT.
I ALMOST WISH SHE WAS DOING ALL THIS ON PURPOSE.
WELL, THEN ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS THINK OF EVERYTHING
* ...FACE *
GOT HER MOTHER, TO COME IN, TOO.
HEY, LUKE. HEY, GYPSY. I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.