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I TOLD A STORE MY NAME WAS SQUEEGY BECKINHEIM
BE PREPARED, 'CAUSE I AM GONNA SQUEAL OUT OF HERE. GO!
LIKE? INSURANCE.
WHAT'S HE LIKE -- FOR US WHO'VE NEVER MET HIM?
NOT WITH SO MUCH STUFF OOZING OUT OF A BABY'S EVERY ORIFICE.
FINE. WHAT'S THE PROJECT?
NOT ALFRED E. NEWMAN OR SOMEONE? LOOKED REAL TO ME.
DID YOU HEAR THAT, DAVID?
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
I'M TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD. IT IS.
DIRECTLY TO YOUR CABLE COMPANY? WOULD THAT BE EASIER?
DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HELLO FOR YOU NEXT TIME WE TALK? NO.
DEFINITELY THOUGHT UP BY A MAN. MY MOM SAID THAT WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHERE BABIES COME FROM.
HE BETTER TREAT YOU RIGHT.
* MY POOR HEART IS JUMPING *
GOD, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN THE ROOM WHEN TAYLOR SAID THAT.
I HAD TO PUT AN END TO THAT.
THAT IF WE LEFT AT 6:00, THERE'D BE AN EXTRA HOUR OF TRAFFIC.
THESE CATALOGS WILL BE SITTING HERE FOREVER.
HEY. HEY, LANE.
WHAT? YOU STRIP YOUR GEARS, YOU RIDE YOUR BRAKES,
GOT HER MOTHER, TO COME IN, TOO.
HOW DID YOU PAY FOR THE CAR? WHAT?
* ...FACE *
[ THEME MUSIC ]
THANK YOU. I'LL DEFINITELY VISIT.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
SO, YOU GOT A CAR.
YOU AND CHRISTOPHER ARE LIKE A POSTER FOR ARYAN BREEDING.
THERE -- OUR NEW TOWN SLOGAN! I LIKE IT.
* ...FACE *
I JUST WASN'T SURE IF YOU'D --
TOLD THE PEOPLE THAT WANTED SOME THAT A FLY LANDED IN IT.
OH, I'M SORRY. I TOTALLY SNUCK UP ON YOU.
WELL, UM, OKAY. SURE.
HI. HI. HI. HI.
ANYTIME YOU WANT OUT, JUST SEND UP A FLARE. I WILL.
"AT GARVEY AVENUE. WHY A BLUE LIGHT?
IT'S OKAY. I'M SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON!
ALREADY GETTING 7 CATALOGS FROM.
THIS IS A STACK OF IDENTICAL CATALOGS
THAT MOAN WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THEM.
OH. YOU'VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH CHRISTOPHER?
LET'S DROP THIS NOW. SURE. FINE.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. IT'S A HUMONGOUS DEAL.
WELL, THEN ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS THINK OF EVERYTHING
EXCUSE ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE 12 HOURS A WEEK
WHAT JOBS? I CLEAN RAIN GUTTERS.
I SCRAPE IT OFF THE PLATES. I WORK FOR YOU? YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.
FROM SOMETHING SHERRY SAID? FROM EVERYTHING SHERRY SAID.
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE PINK -- PINK FOR A GIRL?
HEY, LUKE. HEY, GYPSY. I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.
SHORT? TALL? DOES HE LIKE TO LAUGH?
THIS IS A PILE OF EVERY CATALOG WE'VE RECEIVED FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS.
IT'S GONNA BE HARVARD. I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
THAT WOMAN DOES SOMETHING TO ME.
OH, SURE. HEY, SHERRY, LET ME ASK YOU -- HOW ARE YOU GONNA FINISH
UH-HUH.
Take the deviled lettuce
YES, I REMEMBER.
IT LOOKS HEAVY, TOO.
I ALSO KNOW I DON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BUY THE CAR.
TO HER, THEY'RE JUST IDENTICAL LITTLE METAL DISCS
[ RABBI BARANS AND REVEREND SKINNER LAUGH ]
OUR DECISION WILL BE FINAL. IT'S HARDBALL, HUH? THE COUNCIL GAVE YOU SPECIAL PERMISSION
I ALMOST WISH SHE WAS DOING ALL THIS ON PURPOSE.
THERE HE IS! IT'S A BANNER.