Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT BROOKE SHIELDS' PICTURE IS TO CHINESE RESTAURANTS.
JUST -- GREEN'S THE NEW PINK?
ONE OF THE BEST I'VE BEEN TO. IT'S FUN SEEING EVERYBODY LIKE THIS.
MOM... COME ON.
OH, I GUESS I KIND OF AM. I'M GONNA GET SOME MORE POTATO SALAD.
LIKE WE DID SOMETHING AWFUL AND THE COPS ARE AFTER US! RUN!
MAN, I WISH MY MOM WOULD LET ME HAVE A CAR...
WHAT SERVICES? WHAT PLACE?
SO YOU'RE GOING. I GUESS I'M GOING.
TAYLOR, ALL ANIMALS HAVE TO...YOU KNOW.
WHEN DID JESS GET A CAR? OH, UH, RECENTLY.
SOUNDS LIKE FUN. I GOT BONGOS IN THE BACK.
CALL ME DIRK SQUAREJAW.
SOMEWHERE IN THE HILLS, RIGHT? THOUGHT HE WAS LONG GONE.
OUR PLEASURE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU, REVEREND SKINNER OF ALL PEOPLE
I WAS JUST BEING POLITE. BY BEING HERE EVERY WEEKEND?
KIDS ARE COOL, BUT GETTING THERE SEEMS LIKE A COSMIC JOKE.
I'LL GRAB EVERYTHING AND RUSH OUT.
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? FROM WHAT I COULD TELL,
YES, THAT'S MY POINT.
HE HAD TO PICK ME UP OFF THE FLOOR.
WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH JELLO?
OKAY. I'VE GATHERED THEM ALL TOGETHER,
HORSERADISH.
LITTLE MISS "I'LL GIVE BIRTH BEFORE 5:00"? I THINK SHE CAN.
WAIT. WHAT?
GOOD. GUYS ARE STUPID.
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S BLANK. IT'S THE WRONG SIDE.
WHAT? I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU, ACTUALLY.
I GO TO, UH, A PLACE THAT GIVES ME MONEY.
IT WAS. HEY, LET'S RUN BACK AND SPEED OFF
FEEL FREE TO SEND IT TO MY HOUSE.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
SEEING AS HOW OUR ATTENTION SPANS ARE GNATLIKE TONIGHT,
OR A BIKE... OR MY ROLLER SKATES BACK.
I THOUGHT I'D EITHER GO IT ALONE OR NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT.
YEAH. PROBABLY.
YES, HE ASKS ABOUT YOU,
NO, NOT AT ALL. JUST SOMETHING ADDRESSED TO YOU.
I SHOULD PROBABLY LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. YEAH, I WOULD.
ROCK POSTERS, MODULAR FURNITURE, MAGAZINES EVERYWHERE.
WHAT ANSWER WILL FREAK YOU OUT THE LEAST? THE HONEST ONE.
YOU'LL BE IN CLASSES. SHE WAS JUST ASKING.
THAT SOMEONE COULD PROTEST THAT STARTS WITH AN "R."
EVERY ONE OF THOSE LADIES WAS SLOBBERING DRUNK.
YOUR TRANSMISSION'S SHOT.
I MET HIM AT A FUNERAL. GREAT GUY, GOOD DANCER -- LATIN!
¿Puedes hacer muebles?
YOU'VE GOTTA LIVE AND LET LIVE.
NO, THANKS. I PICKED IT UP OFF THE STREETS.
HELLO?
SOMEONE EGGED MY CAR. JEEZ, IT STINKS.
YAY! OOH, WATCH IT.
TO STAGE A PROTEST IN THE TOWN SQUARE.
CHRIS AND I HAD A ROCKY STRETCH.
HELLO. I'M IN HERE.
MM-HMM. LOOKS THAT WAY.
YOU GET DUMPED ON, TAYLOR? IT'S NOT JUST ME.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT. DID YOU KNOW THAT?