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when it comes to karate.
to be chaired by herself.
Order. I hereby declare this meeting closed.
You wouldn't believe it, but Melbourne and essendon
The only person who gets paid here is the greenkeeper.
Eh, Stan!
Yeah. Had a couple of quieties.
You're already a member. I used your name for a car park.
Hey, Stan. Stan!
Why hasn't anyone mentioned this to me?
That's you clearly in breach of a restraining order.
I know what this looks like, but trust me...
maybe a little long,
I don't like it.
to bring more pokie-playing members to my club.
No, no. Great idea, len.
Commentator: Would the owner of brown cortina,
'El capitan' as he's known here in bogarra.
by a special sub-committee to be chaired by myself.
Right. No problem.
Radio announcer: Well said. Next caller.
Earlier than you think.
It's just not that interesting.
What is that?!
Commentator: Yes, cliff carout is back in town.
Len: Once you introduce pokies,
“to suspect gaming authority officers
I'd get that shit down to forensics.
I miss the gang already. How's Gwen?
You're a nasty piece of work, Bernie Fowler.
and, at the end of the day, not much chance of doing a hammy.
You've done it again.
even though it's clearly understood by all members
You're a clown, Simpson.
Um, I see.
Commentator: Simpson now.
Yeah. Ok. Yep.
President len, I'm sure the fundraising committee
And may I say you're not a bad bloke...
You can talk. Don't worry. Under control.
even though they're only at genuine 1977 prices.
and all memberships will be rescinded.
where we come as our favourite decade.
Fuck the car parks, Bernie.
Sorry, Bernie.
What's all that about?
Oh, well done, Einstein.
in the visitors' room down at the jail.
Yeah. You got us there.
Um, we could try to get some new young members.
Goals
Lawn bowls?
Now, what's so good about that call
3-minute warning, gentlemen.
Aw, shit.
All: Oh! That'd be really good.
They're treating us like idiots.
It takes a minute to warm up.
Pretty sure we'll be able to come to an arrangement
Jack: Whey-hey, nice pins! Fuck off.
In your own time, son.
Come on, fellas, let's talk it up.
Could be anything. Maybe a conference centre.
Here's an idea.
You're a good egg.
It's a boil-over.
Forget pokies.
and things are pretty good.
Abstain from sex the night before a big match.
One more drink and I'll be anybody's.
Ching-ching!
Geez...
Nance: Say cheese! Oh, lovely.
Right. Well, I guess there's only one thing for it.
Still on for later? Yeah.
Bingo.
No, I know. I've had Gwen on the phone.
Bowl, mate.
I only run these things
The white hat and dress. It's like saying you're old...
Still looking for your bowl, Jack?
How'd the trip go?
Len: I played my first game of bowls with cityside in 1948
Oh, yeah. Here's trouble.
why did you do it?
The Buckingham Palace of bowls turned into a pokies slum.
than I had planned.
It's a shame because those that saw cliff bowl
Well, I'll line up the drinks, then.
But he's a member of the bloody club.
Yeah, he rang here earlier.
Is that right, Jack? Yep.
Go away! Look at him.
j your guest comes in dressed smart
Ooh. Ooh.
A year and a half of horticultural study.