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You're already a member. I used your name for a car park.
Well, I'll line up the drinks, then.
Hey, Stan. Stan!
j your guest comes in dressed smart
and all memberships will be rescinded.
Earlier than you think.
The only person who gets paid here is the greenkeeper.
Bowl, mate.
No, I know. I've had Gwen on the phone.
No, no. Great idea, len.
It's a boil-over.
All: Oh! That'd be really good.
Lawn bowls?
You've done it again.
and, at the end of the day, not much chance of doing a hammy.
and things are pretty good.
Here's an idea.
It's a shame because those that saw cliff bowl
Len: I played my first game of bowls with cityside in 1948
The Buckingham Palace of bowls turned into a pokies slum.
Right. No problem.
Could be anything. Maybe a conference centre.
maybe a little long,
The white hat and dress. It's like saying you're old...
Jack: Whey-hey, nice pins! Fuck off.
Come on, fellas, let's talk it up.
I know what this looks like, but trust me...
Fuck the car parks, Bernie.
Pretty sure we'll be able to come to an arrangement
Nance: Say cheese! Oh, lovely.
Len: Once you introduce pokies,
Is that right, Jack? Yep.
Right. Well, I guess there's only one thing for it.
by a special sub-committee to be chaired by myself.
Why hasn't anyone mentioned this to me?
Radio announcer: Well said. Next caller.
You're a clown, Simpson.
Um, I see.
That's you clearly in breach of a restraining order.
even though it's clearly understood by all members
In your own time, son.
Oh, yeah. Here's trouble.
You can talk. Don't worry. Under control.
What is that?!
You wouldn't believe it, but Melbourne and essendon
How'd the trip go?
Commentator: Simpson now.
I'd get that shit down to forensics.
Yeah, he rang here earlier.
when it comes to karate.
to be chaired by herself.
Yeah. Ok. Yep.
Still on for later? Yeah.
But he's a member of the bloody club.
Um, we could try to get some new young members.
What's all that about?
They're treating us like idiots.
President len, I'm sure the fundraising committee
Oh, well done, Einstein.
Goals
Yeah. You got us there.
Bingo.
Eh, Stan!
And may I say you're not a bad bloke...
Yeah. Had a couple of quieties.
It's just not that interesting.
Still looking for your bowl, Jack?
One more drink and I'll be anybody's.
than I had planned.
even though they're only at genuine 1977 prices.
Ooh. Ooh.
Commentator: Would the owner of brown cortina,
You're a nasty piece of work, Bernie Fowler.
“to suspect gaming authority officers
'El capitan' as he's known here in bogarra.
I don't like it.
Forget pokies.
Go away! Look at him.
why did you do it?
Aw, shit.
You're a good egg.
It takes a minute to warm up.
Now, what's so good about that call
Ching-ching!
in the visitors' room down at the jail.
I miss the gang already. How's Gwen?
Order. I hereby declare this meeting closed.
where we come as our favourite decade.
Abstain from sex the night before a big match.
A year and a half of horticultural study.
Sorry, Bernie.
to bring more pokie-playing members to my club.
3-minute warning, gentlemen.
I only run these things
Commentator: Yes, cliff carout is back in town.
Geez...