Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right, and hooroo to you too.

The team I've put together this year,

is being awarded a complimentary lifetime membership

That's just ridiculous!

For the baking competition.

Poor len. I mean, len of all people.

That man will be living “la vida bogarra” this evening.

I think it's more a question, Jack,

It's history now.

After an end, the other mob

Frankly, this is proving a great deal more difficult

I'll let the Spanish armada know you could be a while.

j you love to watch me bake you serve me up with cake

Yeah? Who the hell's Jack Simpson?

So much of the hard work is done.

Two tall ships, Saddam.

We'll see about that. You've still gotta beat my blokes.

Jack's had an idea. It's a long shot but it's worth a try.

Haemorrhoids, osteoporosis, incontinence pads.

If you're interested. Am not.

A little woofy, but I suppose they'll do for now, boss.

Wouldn't have missed it, len.

Oh, is he? Good work.

In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership

for Gwen's delightful herb and pumpkin scones.

Everything he rolled was spun gold.

It's not mine, and besides, the effect of that would be.

You spend 80% of your time

Thank you very much.

Excuse me, ladies.

would have to be the most beautiful tomato sandwiches

For 80 bucks a year

Compared with the arsehole who usually runs this bar.

Man: Have it your way, then. We'll wait.

Just think about my generous offer, won't you, Jack?

They can't win the tournament, Jack.

These sandwiches are top shelf, ladies.

This car park taken, is it? Who wants to know?

Stan's brought around a bit of his home brew,

Er... yeah. Something like that.

If you must know, let's say during an extended rain delay

Len: If we can't come up with this amount within 30 days,

They’re at genuine 1972 prices

It'd want to be a big bastard.

would you, Dave?

The game goes back a long, long time,

You'll find that licences for the next five years

What do you propose to do with those?

perhaps think about getting an older car.

But surely just a word from you

That was a waste of a bowl.

Shouldn't you be stroking a white cat or something, Bernie?

Eileen: Apart from those times?

Some of the old holdens in the car park

Measure. Grow up, son.

Fine. Good. That's...

You're stuffed now, Bernie.

to a slice from the complimentary wheel of cheese.

Gwenny nominated me.

for that, mrs Jenkins?

to keep average call times to under 12 seconds per call,

Song: J you throw me in a pan you cook me in a can

Most sportsmen across the board perform better when they...

Let her go, mate! Come on, Stan.

How could they possibly think he would...

the thing you need to know about this club

the question of poker machines for a moment?

Get your hand off my arse, pappy.

That's where we're putting the carvery -

What's on your mind, son? You look a bit worried.

Sorry, my mistake.

Unbelievable. And this is cool?

You can pay bills online and check your balance.

What happened to “all hands on deck”?

Jack Simpson. That must be the one.

That hat glued to your head, Stan?

He's going to bowl the flipper. The boy's a bloody idiot.

when I take over the club.

Woman: Come on, Stan.

I'll call the police.

That makes me feel real special, len.

Alright, young fella.

I've got to say, I'm a little hurt, len.

It's a game of skill, touch and Patience.

You're already involved. What?

rule 17, which clearly states

I'm onto something.

went on an end-of-season bowling trip to corowa.

that bring in $50,000 each annually.

Well... no, actually.

I'm sure Bob Turner would donate a meat tray.

living in the leafy suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne.

And you are a good-for-nothing layabout. Ha ha!

But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

of what the king can do to help you.