Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everything he rolled was spun gold.

In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership

Thank you very much.

How could they possibly think he would...

Some of the old holdens in the car park

Oh, is he? Good work.

j you love to watch me bake you serve me up with cake

of what the king can do to help you.

A little woofy, but I suppose they'll do for now, boss.

He's going to bowl the flipper. The boy's a bloody idiot.

Measure. Grow up, son.

I think it's more a question, Jack,

They can't win the tournament, Jack.

Poor len. I mean, len of all people.

that bring in $50,000 each annually.

They’re at genuine 1972 prices

We'll see about that. You've still gotta beat my blokes.

to a slice from the complimentary wheel of cheese.

Woman: Come on, Stan.

Haemorrhoids, osteoporosis, incontinence pads.

Eileen: Apart from those times?

Yeah? Who the hell's Jack Simpson?

That was a waste of a bowl.

That makes me feel real special, len.

And you are a good-for-nothing layabout. Ha ha!

For the baking competition.

So much of the hard work is done.

Right, and hooroo to you too.

Let her go, mate! Come on, Stan.

If you must know, let's say during an extended rain delay

Gwenny nominated me.

You're stuffed now, Bernie.

to keep average call times to under 12 seconds per call,

That's just ridiculous!

Fine. Good. That's...

Song: J you throw me in a pan you cook me in a can

Most sportsmen across the board perform better when they...

I'll let the Spanish armada know you could be a while.

You can pay bills online and check your balance.

living in the leafy suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne.

Well... no, actually.

But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Unbelievable. And this is cool?

Alright, young fella.

I'm onto something.

I'll call the police.

Two tall ships, Saddam.

went on an end-of-season bowling trip to corowa.

would have to be the most beautiful tomato sandwiches

would you, Dave?

For 80 bucks a year

Get your hand off my arse, pappy.

It's history now.

Jack's had an idea. It's a long shot but it's worth a try.

Wouldn't have missed it, len.

Excuse me, ladies.

for that, mrs Jenkins?

You'll find that licences for the next five years

the question of poker machines for a moment?

That man will be living “la vida bogarra” this evening.

Jack Simpson. That must be the one.

Er... yeah. Something like that.

Just think about my generous offer, won't you, Jack?

It'd want to be a big bastard.

is being awarded a complimentary lifetime membership

The team I've put together this year,

I'm sure Bob Turner would donate a meat tray.

These sandwiches are top shelf, ladies.

It's not mine, and besides, the effect of that would be.

rule 17, which clearly states

Compared with the arsehole who usually runs this bar.

If you're interested. Am not.

What's on your mind, son? You look a bit worried.

when I take over the club.

You're already involved. What?

the thing you need to know about this club

That hat glued to your head, Stan?

Sorry, my mistake.

Shouldn't you be stroking a white cat or something, Bernie?

That's where we're putting the carvery -

Man: Have it your way, then. We'll wait.

But surely just a word from you

After an end, the other mob

I've got to say, I'm a little hurt, len.

for Gwen's delightful herb and pumpkin scones.

What happened to “all hands on deck”?

Frankly, this is proving a great deal more difficult

perhaps think about getting an older car.

The game goes back a long, long time,

You spend 80% of your time

Len: If we can't come up with this amount within 30 days,

This car park taken, is it? Who wants to know?

Stan's brought around a bit of his home brew,

What do you propose to do with those?

It's a game of skill, touch and Patience.