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Yeah, well, cliff's done his time. Let's get him out there.
Cliff, Ron, Edgar and norm
What's a flipper?
you've got a sports bar here with the big screens.
Window washer: Hey, mate? Hey.
It's not the clothes. It's what's inside. Come on.
and keep the prize money.
Great man, great bowler.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a late inclusion
You don't think we're overreacting, Eileen?
Very high-tech, yeah. Hard to explain to...
They're not a bad outfit, cityside.
Now, I'm going to give that an 85.71%.
Yeah, it's right in front of me.
Pray tell me, who is this upstart Nancy brown?
It means they're up shit creek, financially speaking.
It's the bogarra bowls club.
That's interesting, isn't it?
Look, let's just put aside, can we,
By my watch, there's still seven minutes left.
between the government and the union.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
What's with you, anyway? You've gone bowls crazy.
And how do you know so much about the subject, Jack?
she naturally had to form a special sub-committee,
Remind me to do something about the car park
Man: Good try, mate. He's bloody hopeless.
We're from cityside bowls club
He's trouble.
Fuck a duck.
Bert stapler now.
Get stuffed, Ron.
Len, listen... Zurich on the other line.
Do what?
She's community affairs reporter for the 'bugle'.
Ah!
Don't get me wrong. I like the ladies.
available in town.
Jack: Eileen, you are not gonna believe this,
Not on duty. I hope you've got a permit.
He's not crook again, is he?
“and beat the spaniard too.”
I hear he's still taking the odd bet, but only by phone,
We could enter a tournament offering some prize money.
Arsehole!
Bernie Fowler.
I had to go for it.
Yeah!
President? Slept your way to the top, I'll bet.
Honest.
Bowls! Oh, why didn't you say so?
Effective immediately.
All that's revealing right now
I've got a migraine coming on, so I'll get the arvo off.
I s'pose I could squeeze one down for the governor.
Thanks for making the effort, Edgar.
You're sitting on what I believe to be
say that he was as good as the great glynn bosisto.
And you used it to make a sandwich,
Hope you're equal to the job.
Idiots.
Come on, baby, get up.
Come on, Ron, let's get out of here.
What's goin' on?
What's going on here, then?
It also struck me as unnecessarily long,
Swear jar, Dave.
taken by a particular member,
And here you go, giving it to him on a platter.
You liked the two fat ladies.
I'd get that down to forensics.
Commentator: That is amazing!
because the great sir Francis Drake
Yes, this is Jack Simpson.
Let's get out of here.
I noticed there are three members of this club
Something had to go, len.
'Scuse me, len.
Do I get paid? No.
I mean, the customer is king.
I am out of here.
Happy to help in any way, mr Fowler.
These scones are lovely, Gwen. Oh!
They literally cannot win.
where all pulitzer prize journalism resides,
Pack your bags, Jack. You're expelled from this club.