Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if greensville hadn't gone under first.

of the royal victorian bowls association,

Len: We don't have one long enough.

I hereby call this meeting to order.

Oh, knee's shockin', len. Shockin'.

Well, at least I had a chance.

have you, Jack?

They only issue a certain number

in the cityside team.

Stan: Eh, Jack. Who am I?

Commentator: Nobody messes with the stapler.

And that bloody door...

Dave - great bloke.

that I mention our financial situation

I still run it.

licence plate cdr-0358, please return to your car -

You should've accepted my offer.

It's hydroponic.

But, you know, it's not funny, Jack,

Edgar, you sure you can drive this thing?

The machines are programmed so the people can't win.

Pubs used to close at 6:00. Yeah.

It doesn't matter.

We know that's not going to happen.

I've heard about it. He should know better.

That's how they see us. Absolutely not.

You want a radox bath?

You must've really tried one on after I left last night.

What the hell is this?

Get out. What happened?

I'll have you know I go off like a firecracker in the sack.

Woman: There's no precedent for this, of course.

If there is, we'll sort it out down at the station.

so I said, “blow it out your arse.”

booze is cheap, food's free,

I had a park right here, across the road from uni.

Look and learn, Stan.

but careful, it's a real pea souper.

Well, why don't we listen to one of your calls?

As we speak, Dave is moving like the wind.

We've been talking about you. All good, I hope.

You've gone mad!

I can't believe it. We made the final.

While I can request this of the board,

who would have had a pretty good time during the war,

and what about my needs?

The uniform's just not me. Why's that?

Announcer: Hmm, good point. They're just dirty people...

You couldn't slip a pension card between them.

but sadly, on this occasion,

And look out, here's the skip. It's Bert stapler.

The meaning of defeat.

In the meantime, Jack, what are you gonna do

We could have one of those dos

Should my lawyer be present? Knock it off, Jack.

Asked him for a favour, and I think he's enjoying himself.

We're with you, your majesty.

He can handle it. Shut up and listen.

At least you're going to work, unlike those union bludgers...

Yeah, well, you're fired, you hopeless fucking idiots.

Eileen, I swear, that is not mine.

Mmm. Looks like a winner.

Is Jack Simpson there, please?

For the meat tray.

44 - two fat whores.

And Don bradman led the invincibles to england

I'd love to tell you more, but, well, you know the rules -

Don't let him get away with this. Let's do it for Stan.

No worries, Stan. See ya, Stan.

Nice hatchet job. I call it as I see it.

your services will be required this morning.

Gee, he didn't take that too well, did he?

Gwen on the phone - you're in on everything.

Good on ya, len.

Hey. Hope this is your lunchbreak, pal.

In there somewhere, Eileen,

Jack: Well, that just about wraps things up, folks.

You can't bend it both ways, Jack.

Would you pass the beetroot, please? That's the boy.

Are you president of the cityside bowling club?

I don't like it.

Oh, um... moved up to the gold coast.

You've already got your liquor licence,

Well! Hello, mrs Jenkins.

You've got an indoor waterfall there in the foyer.