Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The machines are programmed so the people can't win.

your services will be required this morning.

While I can request this of the board,

What the hell is this?

You should've accepted my offer.

You want a radox bath?

It's hydroponic.

For the meat tray.

Well! Hello, mrs Jenkins.

Gee, he didn't take that too well, did he?

I don't like it.

and what about my needs?

I'll have you know I go off like a firecracker in the sack.

in the cityside team.

I'd love to tell you more, but, well, you know the rules -

You've gone mad!

And that bloody door...

Is Jack Simpson there, please?

so I said, “blow it out your arse.”

Yeah, well, you're fired, you hopeless fucking idiots.

And look out, here's the skip. It's Bert stapler.

We could have one of those dos

You must've really tried one on after I left last night.

But, you know, it's not funny, Jack,

Woman: There's no precedent for this, of course.

Are you president of the cityside bowling club?

No worries, Stan. See ya, Stan.

That's how they see us. Absolutely not.

They only issue a certain number

You've got an indoor waterfall there in the foyer.

In the meantime, Jack, what are you gonna do

You couldn't slip a pension card between them.

In there somewhere, Eileen,

Nice hatchet job. I call it as I see it.

that I mention our financial situation

I still run it.

And Don bradman led the invincibles to england

Pubs used to close at 6:00. Yeah.

I've heard about it. He should know better.

Dave - great bloke.

If there is, we'll sort it out down at the station.

I had a park right here, across the road from uni.

Jack: Well, that just about wraps things up, folks.

The uniform's just not me. Why's that?

The meaning of defeat.

Edgar, you sure you can drive this thing?

Would you pass the beetroot, please? That's the boy.

Oh, knee's shockin', len. Shockin'.

Asked him for a favour, and I think he's enjoying himself.

Gwen on the phone - you're in on everything.

Oh, um... moved up to the gold coast.

We've been talking about you. All good, I hope.

Well, why don't we listen to one of your calls?

I hereby call this meeting to order.

have you, Jack?

Good on ya, len.

We're with you, your majesty.

who would have had a pretty good time during the war,

Get out. What happened?

Should my lawyer be present? Knock it off, Jack.

Commentator: Nobody messes with the stapler.

Len: We don't have one long enough.

Eileen, I swear, that is not mine.

if greensville hadn't gone under first.

It doesn't matter.

At least you're going to work, unlike those union bludgers...

As we speak, Dave is moving like the wind.

Look and learn, Stan.

but careful, it's a real pea souper.

Mmm. Looks like a winner.

You've already got your liquor licence,

We know that's not going to happen.

Don't let him get away with this. Let's do it for Stan.

Stan: Eh, Jack. Who am I?

I can't believe it. We made the final.

Announcer: Hmm, good point. They're just dirty people...

licence plate cdr-0358, please return to your car -

booze is cheap, food's free,

of the royal victorian bowls association,

but sadly, on this occasion,

44 - two fat whores.

Well, at least I had a chance.

You can't bend it both ways, Jack.

He can handle it. Shut up and listen.

Hey. Hope this is your lunchbreak, pal.