Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd kill for an lced vo-vo.
And that, of course, will render you unfit
He knew he did wrong, and he copped it on the chin.
Outside these four walls, of course.
Although, you know what these places are like -
Did quite well too. Till she upset the wrong person.
Doing a flipper.
I'll see you out. No, you're right, mate.
Got a girlfriend. No, you don't!
Bring 'em over. Yeah. Will do.
Crowd: Oh, yes!
Acoem #1 Crushing Fluke and Easy Laser
No, I don't think I will. I'll have a go at the sponge.
Mine's closer.
Just like Stan - straight to the bar.
Well done, son. Stan?
be temporarily suspended
Such a distinctive taste.
Applied for membership.
Is that right? Yes.
for an enterprising young man like you, Jack.
Unless cityside bowls club can demonstrate
Albert. Jackson?
that I have ever eaten.
He knows about the car park bizzo.
“in charge of the issuing of licences.”
You remind me a bit of myself as a young bloke.
What do all you guys think?
In fact, the most memorable game of bowls ever played
I wasn't talking to you.
Sid reils?
and only if you're sitting on the other side of the glass
Oh, um, arthritis is playing up.
What next?
You've seen the electricity bill?
Oh, great. Great.
Next Saturday, in fact.
Um... very technical.
I've played your dopey pennant, worked your stupid bar,
Stan loved you like a son.
Here it is.
Horticulture? Yep.
Eh?
We're two up, Jack.
Give it up for Wayne 'Hollywood' alcock. There he is.
I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those.
I'll see you at the bowls club.
Just getting them out of the system, len.
You've been warned about harassment.
Bowling arm?
Tuesday then?
Ah, nice one, Keith.
One more!
No, I've just heard your three favourite words, my friend.
Eileen: Get an ambulance! Dave: Stan.
I'll go one of those.
You're under arrest
I suggest... no, I insist you all try one.
They're scones, Jack.
Crikey, Stan, you're tossing pineapples.
till the meeting of the next committee,
Read 'em and weep, pal.
Man: What's this room for?
Essendon 7 goals, 27 behinds. Can you believe it?
Bowled!
I hope the king knows the law,
Just put it in the ditch.
Greensville. Boy, there was a cracker of a club.
I used to drive the school bus!
will be able to come up with a few ideas.
And me?
Here's your meat tray, Jack. Did I win, did 1?
Now, you're not welcome here.
I've lost my girlfriend and my job.
but you're helping us out of a tight spot.
Pleasure doing business with you, George.
“nearly brought the house down,
Nance... l know.
And keep the small circle on the inside,
He showed some today.
Crikey.
Ah, good. Let's hope this one doesn't get me thrown in jail.
Song: J don't be so reckless
They say it looked like a resting toucher.
which we need to do if we are going to meet our target quota.
Mmm. That looks nice.
Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one.
This place would be perfect for a hydroponic setup, hey?
You'd have this stuff growing in the shed, wouldn't you, mate?
No, no, no, far from it.
They look shithouse.
to turn down a drink, particularly a free one.
Eileen: Yeah. Come on, Jack! Do it for Stan.
of poker machine licences.
Bernie: The rules are very, very clearly stated, gentlemen.
I'm going to bowl the flipper
and increased maintenance costs,
You know what I mean. Of course I do, dear.
It was unanimous.
to demand their immediate disqualification.
What about that bloke? Why can't he bowl?
You're telling me.
on his final campaign.
you've got the lot, basically.
“Mr Fowler has been linked
Well, you're from a simpler time.
Jack: I swear, len, that's the only time I've ever done it.
standing around listening to old blokes banging on.
Sorry. They've just got that... 'National geographic' look.