Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could bowl with the ladies. Maybe not, Eileen.
Greensville's pulled out. The club's gone under.
Chaos is expected...
Commentator: Hollywood to bowl.
Jack: You gonna be ok? Ida: We'll look after him.
That's norm's bowling arm. He's got a bung leg.
Chop chop. Woman: Come on. Come on!
Tough titties.
You know what that means, don't you?
Beautifully done.
the bogarra bowls club.
That shifty twerp?
In fact, the most memorable game was in 1588
What the hell are you doing? You said we could smoke.
It's not right.
Janelle
Yeah.
Extraordinary!
Sorry I'm late, but you can blame Stan.
Who are you? What have you done with Jack Simpson?
or forfeit my membership.
They're angenene, len.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
He's still complaining loudly about it,
one of the most decent men I've ever met.
35 years in the Navy.
the highest authority in the game.
See, I've been doing a bit of research about this club.
Nice one.
We had one of those. Eileen: It was a disaster.
I've been done over by the bowls reporter!
Done your dough.
Don't start. Could've finished the job.
Ring the gaming board and try getting one without me.
but don't give up now - I've got a plan.
Top shelf. I thought so.
Here's a good bit.
That's the jar you put money in if you say 'fuck'.
for holding poker machine licences.
j you didn't have the heart
Don't joke, Dave. It gets pretty hairy out there.
Um, it's gonna curve like the billyo.
Don't want to bamboozle you with the details.
We get Ron out of his deathbed and Jack doesn't front.
We're sitting on a goldmine.
Oh, please! It's your bowl, Jack.
Man: Ok, hit 'em hard. Heads! Heads! Heads!
Sorry about that, mate.
You're not gonna believe what's happened.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Sorry, Albert.
Dave: See ya tonight. Good luck.
Where'd you learn to drive, you hat... wearing fool?
Let's do it for the sandwiches.
Sorry, officer. There must be some mistake.
That's cliff carout.
And that's why
It's only the roll-up, mate.
In fact, the most memorable game ever played was in 1588
I've applied for membership. Sorry? You've what?
Where did it come from, Stan?
that the cheese is provided
That's what I would like to be.
Sit down, sir Francis.
Hello.
It's like living with Diana Ross.
Some clown from the bowling club
I'm sorry, Joe, but it looks like it's not going to be.
I think you'll find you've got the wrong man anyway.
I wanna make you an offer.
Thank you, Gwen.
Listen to this.
I think I can find a place in my organisation
Thank you.
Big game tomorrow.
Free heroin for druggies?!
Jack: Couldn't be in safer hands, mate.
Now, listen, if I can ever help out again...
'cause I'll have that thing airborne in no time.
That's the way. We met the other day.
Seven and a half grand?
who never used two words when one would do.
is led away by the constabulary.
You guys are back in as the highest ranked losers.
Bowling must be thirsty work. Yep.
Just go to our website and click on 'online billing'.
Guess what. Cityside have entered my tournament.
Returning your things.
Come on, Jack, it's over.
We'll enter him under a false name.
A bit of shush-o, please.
all the other traditions go out the window as well.
I've told our dumbfuck supervisor
What's that bastard got to do with this?
May as well try selling some while you're at it.
Be careful with your use of the word 'unanimous'.
And what's it got to do with you?
How are you feeling, Jack?
The queen.
Have you got planning permission from the council
Oh, stop lying, Jack.
Hope there's some cheese ones in there.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
I'd like to draw to your attention - if I may -
He wouldn't have a bar of it.
is that she mentions the vcsc, improved her terminology
I know that feeling, len.
His leg comes off tomorrow.
Didn't you say that all avenues must be explored?
starting next week.