Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I move that due to certain liberties

As cityside president len Johnson

I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat.

There's a few around.

Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people.

I'll have a whip-round - organise a fruit platter.

That's a tick in every box.

Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen?

I still don't like it.

Modern communications. It.

Sell 'em a dollar apiece.

Thank you, Stan.

represents an exciting and fantastic opportunity

and we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament.

Um, thanks, anyway.

that the daily setting of the wheel of cheese

'while the bowl itself was last seen

Thanks for the call,

A true revealer of character, son.

Ok. Cheers. Dave: Good luck.

The Don bradman of bowls.

as close to this little white one as you can.

For crying out loud!

Mr Fowler, we think you're...

You know cityside can't win this tournament, don't you?

Mandy on tape: Or you can use

Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah.

you can take these.

Thanks, Albert.

I'm buggered if that bald-headed prick

Great. Couldn't be happier.

Just came in to see you privately.

Woman: Measure.

and we're here to see the governor

Just settle down, son. Relax.

What are you doing here?

“heading through the kfc car park on York street.”

Everybody, meet Jack Simpson.

And I'm calling the cops.

I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum.

I think you'll find

What if I plead insanity? I beg your pardon?

Yeah, we're struggling for members at the moment.

I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings.

New bingo master. Dave.

It was a fair size bruise too.

Man: This transport strike's a bloody disgrace.

I was late for work all this week.

Allan called - he's busted his hip.

the hat and bowling dress come out in the boudoir.

I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment,

the, uh, wheel of cheese.

Oh, my. Check out the saggy Hooters.

Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things.

you've got your brasserie, you've got your carvery,

Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen,

Silly old coots.

It's against a journalist's code of ethics

That's your term, not my term.

That's wonderful, Jack. Yeah.

Does your husband bowll?

Yeah. If only he could.

Run my own business. Good for you.

they should learn the language.

is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.

And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair.

And here, I think, in this package,

You seem pretty confident about that.

Now, I'm gonna have to go and get changed again.

I mean, for Christ's sake,

It's got 172 power points.

Norm's got cancer.

What do you people want from me? We need you for the numbers.

Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident

What about the watch?

in through there, folks.

you've got your car park.

I'll never get another tattoo in Manila.

You stupid old goat!

what happens on tour stays on tour.

Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor.

And the bugger can bowl.

Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour.

Hope you're not having a bad hair day,

Grouse. Top shelf.