Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, thanks, anyway.

Modern communications. It.

I'll never get another tattoo in Manila.

The Don bradman of bowls.

Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen?

And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair.

Run my own business. Good for you.

Silly old coots.

I'm buggered if that bald-headed prick

As cityside president len Johnson

Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah.

I mean, for Christ's sake,

That's a tick in every box.

Mr Fowler, we think you're...

It was a fair size bruise too.

Does your husband bowll?

Allan called - he's busted his hip.

I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum.

represents an exciting and fantastic opportunity

Norm's got cancer.

Hope you're not having a bad hair day,

Woman: Measure.

Mandy on tape: Or you can use

'while the bowl itself was last seen

I move that due to certain liberties

is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.

the, uh, wheel of cheese.

Just settle down, son. Relax.

Thank you, Stan.

that the daily setting of the wheel of cheese

“heading through the kfc car park on York street.”

For crying out loud!

as close to this little white one as you can.

What are you doing here?

Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen,

And I'm calling the cops.

Yeah, we're struggling for members at the moment.

There's a few around.

I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings.

Great. Couldn't be happier.

you've got your brasserie, you've got your carvery,

Sell 'em a dollar apiece.

Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things.

You stupid old goat!

You know cityside can't win this tournament, don't you?

New bingo master. Dave.

I think you'll find

Now, I'm gonna have to go and get changed again.

you can take these.

And the bugger can bowl.

Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident

what happens on tour stays on tour.

Oh, my. Check out the saggy Hooters.

Just came in to see you privately.

in through there, folks.

Yeah. If only he could.

and we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament.

you've got your car park.

What if I plead insanity? I beg your pardon?

Man: This transport strike's a bloody disgrace.

and we're here to see the governor

A true revealer of character, son.

I still don't like it.

I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat.

And here, I think, in this package,

the hat and bowling dress come out in the boudoir.

It's against a journalist's code of ethics

I'll have a whip-round - organise a fruit platter.

Ok. Cheers. Dave: Good luck.

What about the watch?

I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment,

What do you people want from me? We need you for the numbers.

Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour.

they should learn the language.

Grouse. Top shelf.

Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor.

That's wonderful, Jack. Yeah.

That's your term, not my term.

It's got 172 power points.

Thanks, Albert.

You seem pretty confident about that.

Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people.

Thanks for the call,

Everybody, meet Jack Simpson.

I was late for work all this week.