Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Commentator: And, yes, that is a win for cityside!

And hats. You'll need hats.

Cheer up, lads. Always tomorrow.

That's the part of the story we didn't tell you.

You've got the expertise, the equipment,

about getting some young bowlers down the club?

would carry considerable weight.

Either way, it's a big night for the club.

Get crack ring-ins to do the bowling

No, hang on. Excuse me.

Don't go near the head, Jack.

Find out what his story is.

Personally, I don't think she did enough

There is no other option.

There's one for the mantelpiece.

You see, my position is one of ceremony.

So, rolling balls with a bunch of oldies.

Considering you bought 800 tickets,

Just pissed off Stan died thinking I was a little prick.

So how long's this been going on, gentlemen?

Gwen used it in the scones.

pending further investigation

Come on, Jack. Hey!

But my strongest memory of that day

I feel a little silly, but she assures me it's very horny.

The idea is to get your bowl

And you've got three parks. All I need is one.

have you completely stumped, hey, Stan?

You must be very proud.

Alright. No, the lad is right.

Stan always said she was the type of girl

j you offer a la carte

Swear jar, mr Simpson. Swear jar - what's that?

Order! Hang on a minute.

A toffee apple? Sir Francis Drake.

the best bit of blue-chip real estate

j base camp too far away... j

Len: We must explore all avenues.

I've never seen anything like...

that you've obviously made in the past.

Good for you, Joe. I'm really happy for you.

We're preparing the celebrations.

Let's get out there and win this game

but I like to think he won the game and the battle too.

You know what you're talking about.

You, my boy, are going for a roll.

The upshot is we can't field a team.

j you stretch me with your hands

Your club does have a proud tradition.

Hang on, you don't need those there, and...

What really sticks in my craw is you making fun of norm.

No. Nothing too out of the ordinary.

Hmm. You're fired, Simpson.

Give me that. It's so peaceful.

They're queue-jumpers, that's what they are.

You can't allow it.

Ladies, this is Jack Simpson.

Announcer: Most of them aren't genuine refugees anyway.

They're our sandwiches.

The new greenkeeper's here to see you.

The club rejected your offer.

I'm with you. No bending over.

“there's still time to win this game

Bernie Fowler - now, there's a case.

Great. We've got a team.

Minimal to mild at worst.

j and that's your big mistake

when the great frank gray was president.

It's great news, isn't it?

long before you and me, that's for sure.

He'd be fun to have around.

Parking officers - chapel street.

You were in the kitchen just before it happened.

aboard his man-of-war to vanquish the enemy.

They've been at us for years.

You wait here? Yeah, sure.

and award the tournament to the bogarra bowls club.

I can't help you.

Can anyone let me have a Celebrex?

That should be taken by the next bowler in sequence.

He told his men - and this is true, son -

they thrive on gossip,

while awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.

because he's in violation of his restraining order.