Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here we go. This is the real lesson.

Neville Walker?

Look what he did to his own club, bogarra. Disgusting.

Geez, just like in the ads, eh?

We are in trouble. Another one.

The reason I'm calling is to let you know

Home brew my arse.

Dave: Hi, Jack. How's it going? Shithouse.

We've just been contacted by the rvba.

Bowls - it's a great game.

Not sure what that is, but I'm guessing it's not smoko.

Bingo. Who'd have thought?

Jack! C'mon, Dave.

Yeah, but what's going to ha...

what sir Francis Drake had for brekkie in 1588,

Eileen: I like the dress, Nance.

against lord Howard at Plymouth hoe

Oh, well, where do I start?

Just put it in the ditch, Jack.

and still is, I reckon.

Cop that, mate.

I just found these herbs in the fridge.

There's plenty of blokes here. They're non-playing members.

there's one more item of business on the agenda -

What for? Your dick?

the club has no choice but to dissolve

when the great sir Francis Drake

No, I just want to be prepared for the interview,

Swear jar, Gwen.

But you'll be pleased to know that Jack Simpson has arrived.

Who? Glynn bosisto.

And I might just mention local boy Doug pebble, aged 98,

I don't like it.

Edgar: Ah, bugger it!

We made the bloody final.

If you're staking out a bowls club,

Man: It's for pokies, isn't it?

Vanquished the enemy.

What? Swear jar.

They're not balls, Dave, they're bowls.

Edgar: There. Look, there's the spout...

Hey, so why did you get the flick from the 'tribune'?

offering the right kind of prize money.

Nobody expected to go back on.

You've got your piano bar there,

What kind of offer? Good.

When someone anounces a new coin...

44 - two fat whores

Woman: Beg your pardon?

What are you talking about, Dave?

Stand back and watch the master.

you're actually required in the clubhouse for an ale.

Gwen, these pumpkin and herb scones are simply delicious.

I'm not Einstein, but you do the figures.

Jack, are we still on for Tuesday night?

Er... he's just resting up, I think.

Indoor bloody waterfall?

but we sold every single raffle ticket.

of the shortbread assortment.

The current shortfall stands at...

You wouldn't be able to pass me one of those beers,

Gwen: 'Bye, Ron. Dave: Keep it steady, Ron.

I don't like it.

j throw down your guns

What if I say no?

Nah, I just wanna be sure. Measure.

'cause it's gonna curve like buggery.

Maybe we should check the cars for kids.

At least it's at the back

but otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%.

You just don't get it, do ya?

How do we all feel about that? Get out.

One call and you're out on your arse, pal.

And if you don't leave, we'll have you kicked out.

Here's your 20, Jack. I believe that's the going rate.

drew in the grand final.

Can I just ask you...

Now, if you don't mind my asking,

Cliffy - what a legend.

Of course, to distribute the funds,

I tell you what.

Well, this is it.

is it's all hands on deck.

Right, who's for anothery? Yes, please.

Genuine 1972 Electricity prices

I'll keep this short, because Stan was the sort of bloke

Recording: Good afternoon. My name is Jack Simpson.

There isn't a different route.

He's been granted a governor's pardon.

How does “go fuck yourself' sound?

Oh, well, it probably won't matter this Saturday, anyway.

They're at genuine 1972 prices