Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought I sorted him out.

That's the reason for calling, Jack.

Ron, not while I'm eating.

Beautiful new carvery. You'll love it.

Jam your constitution fair up your clacker, len.

We've called an extraordinary general meeting.

as opposed to on top of a cracker -

Then he waited for the bruise to come up and he chalked it.

Nance, nice article. Shut up, mate.

all registered at exactly the same postal address.

Swap you for a tenormin. Oh, right. Ok.

the ultimate decision resides with them.

“unlawfully gaining financial advantage

Ashtrays at either end.

Steady on, len.

that happened some 35 years ago.

Think about the indoor waterfall.

So get ready to shell out the bickies.

Here's to a great bloke.

Guys, I know what it looks like,

Man: I have no option but to disqualify you

You didn't see me, but you'll hear from me.

How do you know he knows? He told me.

Chair wouldn't know a good idea if it popped up in his porridge.

How the hell do you make a Shirley temple?

Babe, have I ever let you down?

Maybe a little blankie to go across the knees.

because of some very sensible decisions

for the club, for the ladies...

We've decided to go a different route.

for the car parks?

G'day, fellas. Want a raffle ticket?

so this is where you gentlemen come in.

You multiply that by 100 - that's the number of machines.

definitely in evidence this afternoon.

Jack, have you seen len and Stan?

The governor is the patron

I don't believe you people.

Oh, and remember...

Gee, you look like you need that, mate.

Genuine 1972 Electricity prices

Parking officers - chapel street.

Hey, fair go, aggie.

How's it going out there?

I knew you were struggling, len, but, well, I had no idea.

Here's a special assignment for you, boys.

Len: Well, well, well.

and won the battle at sea too,

10 - stab me in the eye with a ballpoint pen.

Order. Order. Order.

it's hardly a surprise.

Excellent idea.

Oh, god. I spoke too soon.

It's just an aid for people who can't bend over.

Both: Snap transport strike.

Gee, bet she's pinching herself.

Mother's milk. Oh, yeah.

You're taking your medication, aren't you?

and I don't want to hear you repeating that story.

for the big game.

Just remember, the king's fairly handy

What?! No, no. That doesn't count.

“Cityside bowling club is in breach of local ordinance

between sir Francis Drake and lord Howard at Plymouth hoe,

while awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.

I've seen you old ducks in the supermarket. Back in five.

I ask you, does that sound like the actions of a sane man?

Anyone winning? No.

Don't know. Calling for a measure.

Uh, well, in that case, mr Simpson,

That's not a retraction you're writing there, is it, Nance?

Let's forget about these machines

Remember, the king doesn't give away

Well, you're gonna have to do something, aren't you?

who's so mean you'd cut your own hair.

Let's talk it up. They're nothing. They're soft!