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as opposed to on top of a cracker -

Parking officers - chapel street.

while awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.

You're taking your medication, aren't you?

I ask you, does that sound like the actions of a sane man?

I thought I sorted him out.

Remember, the king doesn't give away

Oh, and remember...

You multiply that by 100 - that's the number of machines.

Man: I have no option but to disqualify you

Think about the indoor waterfall.

Here's to a great bloke.

Jam your constitution fair up your clacker, len.

Len: Well, well, well.

and I don't want to hear you repeating that story.

that happened some 35 years ago.

Uh, well, in that case, mr Simpson,

Gee, you look like you need that, mate.

“unlawfully gaining financial advantage

definitely in evidence this afternoon.

I've seen you old ducks in the supermarket. Back in five.

Both: Snap transport strike.

Genuine 1972 Electricity prices

How do you know he knows? He told me.

Ron, not while I'm eating.

so this is where you gentlemen come in.

Nance, nice article. Shut up, mate.

That's not a retraction you're writing there, is it, Nance?

Ashtrays at either end.

Swap you for a tenormin. Oh, right. Ok.

Oh, god. I spoke too soon.

We've called an extraordinary general meeting.

Jack, have you seen len and Stan?

What?! No, no. That doesn't count.

between sir Francis Drake and lord Howard at Plymouth hoe,

Just remember, the king's fairly handy

How the hell do you make a Shirley temple?

for the big game.

G'day, fellas. Want a raffle ticket?

because of some very sensible decisions

I don't believe you people.

and won the battle at sea too,

Well, you're gonna have to do something, aren't you?

Mother's milk. Oh, yeah.

“Cityside bowling club is in breach of local ordinance

it's hardly a surprise.

all registered at exactly the same postal address.

Let's forget about these machines

Excellent idea.

We've decided to go a different route.

Here's a special assignment for you, boys.

Then he waited for the bruise to come up and he chalked it.

the ultimate decision resides with them.

Maybe a little blankie to go across the knees.

Guys, I know what it looks like,

for the car parks?

So get ready to shell out the bickies.

Let's talk it up. They're nothing. They're soft!

You didn't see me, but you'll hear from me.

Steady on, len.

The governor is the patron

for the club, for the ladies...

Order. Order. Order.

Don't know. Calling for a measure.

I knew you were struggling, len, but, well, I had no idea.

10 - stab me in the eye with a ballpoint pen.

How's it going out there?

who's so mean you'd cut your own hair.

Hey, fair go, aggie.

Beautiful new carvery. You'll love it.

That's the reason for calling, Jack.

Anyone winning? No.

Gee, bet she's pinching herself.

It's just an aid for people who can't bend over.

Babe, have I ever let you down?

Chair wouldn't know a good idea if it popped up in his porridge.