Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could somebody... Is there anybody here...

We can just talk here, it's fine.

And then when the guy meets you in person,

about Soul Cycle and, like, you look great.

I've always wondered what it feels like to be just

This look is a very punk rock faux-hawk using ponytails.

- You want anything? - Oh, no. I'm fine.

In Greece, though, not Italy.

while these women are kind of naked.

Are you going to kiss me?

I'll just redirect them to you.

Yes, she's dressed like an old man

and the tartlette of leek and chanterelles.

What? 'Cause of my body. Or something like...

You look like you.

specifically for certain towels.

Come over here, boys.

Now, listen. This is going to be awesome. Trust me.

Didn't I ask you guys to wear heels?

That's what causes my insecurity.

"this strongly about the actors?"

Technical support?

kind of punk rock mohawk faux-hawk.

and hit on perfect girls?

Maybe, but that's just 'cause of my family's money.

You hang out in a lot of dry cleaners

to go out with this guy in the first place.

- And I got this! - And I got this!

No, I'm serious. Like, it's an issue.

Here, give me your phone, you take my phone,

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

since our profile went live

Do you want anything?

Is there a doctor in the house? No!

And he identifies as a guy.

You should've won, you were ripped off.

Are you guys ready?

and we need you. Call me!

to have high-end makeup brushes.

to how we were before.

but I do think that you are.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

I don't know if it's gonna have

Look, why do you think

That's for Renee.

That's why I feel really lucky

Are you looking in the mirror?

It's nice to meet you.

Wherever you are, I'll come and meet you,

We should have fun in here.

No! They're not okay. No! They're not okay.

No, I am the guy

So this is how it happens?

It's bigger than my apartment.

I was thinking, you can give me your number...

I'm just a stupid idiot, dumb bitch.

So that would be different now. And...

I'm looking for Avery LeClaire.

And you didn't even want

Or something, you know...

I know, these women look nothing alike.

- 'Cause it was killing me... - What?

- You really took over. - (BOTH LAUGHING)

- Oh. - Like, the whole region?

It's like, it looks like my eyes are bleeding.

But I'm going to prove to you that I am your friend.

Renee, Avery obviously wants you here

- That's me? - Yeah.

Nine. It was aisle nine. Do you want me to show you?

- Hey, we're good, sir. - Oh.

Please tell Jane, I...

That's what I was hoping.

Change your mind! Change your body!

Aren't girls like us so lucky,

get as close as I could...

and monitor your status for 10 years,

Hi. Hi, it's me.

(VOICE BREAKING) I can't... Excuse me.

I had one like that last summer.

You think we're boring?

Viv, you look gorgeous.

I liked the whole time.

RENEE: Aren't you glad we're doing this?

to ask me out, it's too late, buddy.

if we want to get into places like this...

the highlighter does it.

- That's clear. - Right.

Relax, you're good.

And Renee is not afraid

and I'll let you know when they're ready.

Everybody down there can see you.

I don't know, close to you.

Because what I am is me!

Joey! Am I right? Joey!

Or, "Is she too good for me?" Blah, blah, blah.

Renee, whoa, are you okay?

I'm just getting ready for the Target pitch tomorrow.

Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.

(THUNDER CRASHING)

Ew, please don't read Maxim. You're perfect.

So, you ready to get your life?

I wish I were big.

but still nothing.

Okay. I miss you.

Oh, thank God. Okay, okay.

- Okay. Yes. - All right.

I don't wear contacts. I don't wear glasses.

- The whole time? - The whole time.

Oh, wow, super.

Okay, good news, bad news.

At the airplane.

that we aren't good or thin or pretty enough,

Even bargain shoppers.

What's your number? And then I go, "Oh, 118..."

Unless that's what you guys think I should do 'cause...

VIVIAN: And that's the one.

tattooed on my ankle before you guys bailed on the idea.