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- Why can't you order? - Yeah.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Now tie this part back.
but you could probably find your size online.
Yeah. I feel like I did win.
Glamorous.
Uh... Oh, cool.
that my guy is going to be interested
Back comb with some hair spray
I think we'd all like to hear what you'd have to say, Renee.
(SIGHS)
Please...
- See you in there. - You too.
Thanks. Uh, you should really serve these
ETHAN: Who is this again?
Yeah.
Please, please, please. Please.
Mmm. (SPITS)
for my purse. No!
and I'm applying for the receptionist job.
with how I feel about you.
You're, like, so yourself
Hey, yeah, can I get the steelhead salmon?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
A dinner? Oh, my gosh.
I wasn't always like that.
- Hey. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.
She served her bottle of water room temp.
that causes flare-ups in prison populations.
- In here? - Mmm-hmm.
I'm supposed to go meet your sister at the bar,
watering his lawn, it doesn't matter.
All right, I'm just going to tell you something
They're trying to find a new receptionist, actually.
I thought that you thought
Complaints about the Clafoutis lipstick?
1,000%. But it's not who I am.
I was working in this tiny office, like tiny.
Sweetheart, Renee wouldn't be here without you.
(SOBBING) Okay. Okay, I understand.
to get it right.
And just have all those parts in life open up to you
No, you don't look like yourself.
- (ALL EXCLAIMING) - (GRUNTS)
I'll just leave as soon as the food comes, then.
running kind of a shady...
I know, but you know, Ethan and...
It doesn't make much sense why I'm here.
Now the girl who won,
Do people do this?
Okay, that's the kind of comment that like... I just...
Take a second to process it.
when they open an $8.50 blush,
Right after the jailhouse pink eye clears up?
(THUDS)
No.
Hello.
But you do look like Selena Gomez
You picked a good one, you know.
Hello, Renee.
Someone like you?
Somebody has told you... You got dumped?
Hey.
I did it just like you said,
And then I don't know what happened.
we have strength and the wisdom
I mean...
And so, I was just wondering
(SIGHS)
I'm not who you think I am.
Um...
Oh, hey, it really does.
Is it emotional?
Hey, hi.
of returning things for store credit!
What you got for me?
to just be so on the ball.
Please.
Okay.
Uh... Well, honestly, I don't date that much.
You know, I don't have a yacht, but...
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
You must be Renee. I'm Helen Grey, CFO.
It's this voice.
and as you are all aware the research results
and her name is Tiffany!
they know who they are, and they just...
I haven't. I haven't been holding onto that.
You're gonna wanna head to marketing,
I want to punch you right in your dumb face right now.
Ooh, a bikini contest! We're going!
(CLEARS THROAT)
It must be a company-wide thing,
- This is off. - Right.
They're proud to be bargain hunters.
who used to be, like, a fireman.
And thank you for that pep talk.
as a stepping stone to modeling
- I don't go to gyms... - Oh, my God...
(CHEERING)
It's not what I want to do. I'm trying to segue
'cause I thought we could all do it together.
Thank you so much.
or Milwaukee, where we have our factories.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
- Yeah. - There she is again. Oh!
Is that realistic for me?
So, I'm... I'm right next door.
Who here has gone makeup shopping at Target?
to connect with that customer.
(QUIETLY) "Thirsty, more water."
This is the door.
- Okay. - Okay.
No, no, no. You can't come where I am.
you meet these two guys,
I have a go-see at Lily LeClaire.
Is that Avery LeClaire?
And thank you all for coming tonight.
Lily LeClaire?
(DISTORTED SCREAMING)
Correct? I saw that
Helen.
None of us would.
these Pressed Juicery Greens 1.5.
to say what I am is better than all of that?
I still have a job?
Oh!
She see me?
Mmm.
Uh...
Yeah.
comes back online, but not this time.
and you hide your cellulite.
Like maybe a hip-hop vibe. Like St. Tropez.
Someone like me?
But regular girls put their blush on
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, hi. Hi, how are you?