Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guys, this is because the old me

(SCOFFING) Oh, no, I am not going to Lily LeClaire.

You think it ever occurred to them to cast someone

I think I've earned this, right?

I'm strictly indoor Zumba.

to show everyone how great the line is,

That's not even as bad as what I thought they meant.

Thanks. It's from Target.

- (SNORING) - (PHONE RINGING)

Okay, wait. Hold on.

In terms of what?

and I couldn't really...

And you are the real face of this line!

You sure no one's sitting here?

You recognize me right now, no problem?

Why would this last? You're so stupid, Renee!

I don't know, have all of the confidence?

I'll just put this there.

but could you not make me wait next to that lady.

(CHUCKLES) Not all over her face,

Oh, my God, are you okay?

For Lisa in HR.

what they're missing out here.

- MAN: You okay? - Sorry.

"...at the center of it all. (CHUCKLES)

Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi.

That's horrible.

Reach inside your pelvis, core engaged!

You know, like, a photo shoot for the new Renee.

You are two beautiful aging white men.

Let's start over, okay.

And then you check your profile

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

And we have a complimentary bandana.

You think I'm going to Lily LeClaire today?

Is it because she's so beautiful?

Again, that was a long time ago...

- Nice to meet you. - You guys,

(PHONE CHIMING)

I'm feeling like shots.

Do you have every rib that I have?

- Boston... - That would be, like,

Are you shopping for a gift?

Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

on the way to their crappy jobs.

in the fact that I like true crime

This is crazy! This is crazy!

Please call Helen Grey's office at Lily LeClaire

RENEE: You never mentioned that to me.

I don't know if you guys do things like Thanksgiving.

or something? Is that too fancy?

- Morning. - Hi.

Whatever, Wheat-Thin.

I have no shot.

I thought what if, even at Target,

to participate in things like pants,

- Bagutti. - You mean a baguette?

He was supposed to just show us

Three Eurasian cocktail waitresses.

So, your first time?

Renee, will you just listen to yourself?

Oh, yeah, Renee from the dry cleaner.

(CHUCKLES) Thanks for asking.

I feel like I actually do know.

I was just gonna

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

A guy ran by. It was weird.

You raise a lot of interesting points, Renee.

Come on, you dazzle my sister, my grandma, me.

Funny and smart.

You're everything I could ever want to be.

Yeah. I just, um... Sorry.

Does the Pope shit in Boston? I'm going.

And look, don't sleep on Jane.

'Cause I actually do some loom weaving.

from the 5th Avenue headquarters.

Well, only girls complain

For Steve in Marketing.

(SIGHS) Things have changed for me, Mason.

- Good luck. Yeah. - I got this.

"we have made these items

It's pretty... Like a female workout.

- But, like... - (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

and visualize the change you came in here for.

It's all right. I overheard your name.

I'm here to meet Avery,

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Abonnez-vous =) Likez et commentez

Uh, I think a lot of people are confused about themselves.

You dream this will happen,

- I did not shower. - You never shower.

but I don't know.

I'll miss you. You want me to leave it open?

Okay. Yeah. That's me.

Hi, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.

- Hey, you're home! - (YELLS)

that you wouldn't have to deal with stuff like that.

This is the real me.

Or how we sounded?

All right, I didn't ask for a podcast.

that I was the most beautiful woman in the world.

I've always seen you.

I'm supposed to meet her down here, but I'm really late.

- Hey, y'all. I am Renee. - MEN: Hey.

Just killin' time, you're waitin' for your boyfriend.

I know you just assume you can just

Good luck with the dishes and everything else.

We got a white girl down.

You know, KFC actually uses HV.

This is gonna sound so crazy, but I...

Hey, I'm sorry. I'm not going to be able to make it tonight.

Like, we're your friends

they're doing Latin rhythms night.

- Okay, that's good. - Oh, my gosh.

But anyway, I gotta go.

You're trying to make sense of this, and you can't.

- All right. - But no one wins. So, yeah.

"cheaper for her and easier to use.

Repeat after me.

Let's go to dinner.

And now it's time to tally the votes.

- Uh... - Now, you're probably

Customers are saying...

And they are. You know?

- It's a good neighborhood. - Uh... How...

- (CHEERING) - Change your life!

Okay. Um... So sizing is a little limited

- Thank God. - How would anyone know that?

I think you look great all the time.

This is Jen, and I will talk to you guys next time.